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1. Q: What did hear about the two bats meeting?

A: It was love at first bite!


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2. A baby mouse went home on Halloween after seeing a bat and told his mum he’d seen an angel.


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3. Q: What do vampire bats call their friends?

A: Blood brothers.


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4. Q: How do bats greet a friend?

A: With a sound wave.


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5. Q: Which bat knows the ABC?

A: The alpha-bat.


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6. Q: Which bat can hang the highest and longest?

A: The acro-bat.


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7. Q: What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?

A: She winged it.


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8. Q: Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?

A: Because she did not have a bat robe.


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9. Q: Why did the bat often use mouthwash?

A: She had bat breath.


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10. Q: What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?

A: No, fangs. I just ate.


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11. Q: What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?

A: A bat-mare.


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12. Q: What’s a bats favorite desert?

A: I-Scream!


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13. Q: What did hear about the two bats meeting?

A: It was love at first bite!


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14. Q: What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?

A: Quater-bat.


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15. Q: What do bats say to those they dislike?

A: Good riddance to bat rubbish!


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16. What did one bat say to another?

Let's hang around here.


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17. How does a lady bat flirt?

She bats her eye.


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18. Q: How do bats spend their time?
A: Flying and hanging out.


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19. Q: Where do bats keep their money?

A: The blood bank.


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20. Q: How do bats tell their future?

A: They read their horrors-cope.


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21. Q: What do you call a bat with the flu?

A: An airborne disease.


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22. Q: Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?

A: He drove everyone batty.


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23. The main reason why vampire bats drink lots of blood is because any attempt at coffee keeps them awake the entire night.


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24. The bat was so angry and said to the vampire, “you really suck.”


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25. There is a lot of activities that bats engage in at night, but the most prominent is aerobatics.


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26. There is no friendship greater than that of bats. They always hang around together.


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27. School going vampires carry their books in bat packs.


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28. A bat was suffering from mental illness and went to a bad therapist. The bad therapist gave the following advice:

"Just hang in there..."


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29. A bat can easily make new friends with a sound wave.


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