Q: How do bats greet a friend? A: With a sound wave.
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1. Q: How do bats greet a friend?
A: With a sound wave.
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2. A baby mouse went home on Halloween after seeing a bat and told his mum he’d seen an angel.
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3. Q: What do vampire bats call their friends?
A: Blood brothers.
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4. Q: How do bats greet a friend?
A: With a sound wave.
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5. Q: Which bat knows the ABC?
A: The alpha-bat.
6. Q: Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
A: The acro-bat.
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7. Q: What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
A: She winged it.
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8. Q: Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
A: Because she did not have a bat robe.
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9. Q: Why did the bat often use mouthwash?
A: She had bat breath.
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10. Q: What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
A: No, fangs. I just ate.
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11. Q: What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A: A bat-mare.
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12. Q: What’s a bats favorite desert?
A: I-Scream!
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13. Q: What did hear about the two bats meeting?
A: It was love at first bite!
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14. Q: What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
A: Quater-bat.
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15. Q: What do bats say to those they dislike?
A: Good riddance to bat rubbish!
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16. What did one bat say to another?
Let's hang around here.
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17. How does a lady bat flirt?
She bats her eye.
18. Q: How do bats spend their time?
A: Flying and hanging out.
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19. Q: Where do bats keep their money?
A: The blood bank.
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20. Q: How do bats tell their future?
A: They read their horrors-cope.
21. Q: What do you call a bat with the flu?
A: An airborne disease.
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22. Q: Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
A: He drove everyone batty.
23. The main reason why vampire bats drink lots of blood is because any attempt at coffee keeps them awake the entire night.
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24. The bat was so angry and said to the vampire, “you really suck.”
25. There is a lot of activities that bats engage in at night, but the most prominent is aerobatics.
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26. There is no friendship greater than that of bats. They always hang around together.
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27. School going vampires carry their books in bat packs.
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28. A bat was suffering from mental illness and went to a bad therapist. The bad therapist gave the following advice:
"Just hang in there..."
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29. A bat can easily make new friends with a sound wave.
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