People gave the sun a rating. It was only 1 star. *

Sun Puns Quotes

1. People gave the sun a rating.

It was only 1 star.

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2. Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?

Because they peel.

3. How did the baby banana become so spoiled?
Mama banana left him out in the sun for too long.

4. I was wondering where the Sun had gone...

then it dawned on me...

5. Q: What is suns favourite chocolate bar?

A: A milky way

6. Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.

7. The sun told the star that the moon being up so late is just a phase.

8. Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?

It isn’t a mourning person

9. "I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."

"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."

10. People gave the sun a rating.

It was only 1 star.

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