People always ask me how I sneak chocolate into the cinema ...

Movie Puns Quotes

1. People always ask me how I sneak chocolate into the cinema

Well...

I’ve got a few twix up my sleeve.

2. What happens when a lion roars 3 times?

Movie starts

3. Where do most koala movie stars live?

In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!

4. Q: If a fish got the main role in a movie, what would it be called?

A: Starfish.

5. People always ask me how I sneak chocolate into the cinema

Well...

I’ve got a few twix up my sleeve.

6. What does Drew Barrymore need to become a pop star?

Music and Lyrics.

7. When does a movie star celebrate her 5th wedding anniversary?

After she's been married 5 times.

8. Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I'm Taken with you.

9. I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper