Oh, how double standard of you.

Funny Double Standard Quotes

1. Oh, how double standard of you.

2. Silly me!

I never realized it's one rule for you and a completely different rule for me.

3. Oh, how double standard of you.

4. Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, and not acceptable for me to point it out?

5. The only thing worse than a liar is a liar who is also a hypocrite.

6. Don’t get mad when I pull a you on you.

7. I’m sorry, double standards don’t work for me.

8. No matter how hard you scrub, you can't wash the double standard from your hands.

9. I absolutely hate double standards, except for when I do them.

10. Don't you love it when you treat someone the way they treat you and they get mad about it.