Never laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of them.
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1. Never laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of them.


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2. Me and my wife lives happily for 20 years. Then we met.


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3. My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates


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4. If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.


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5. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.


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6. Don't try to understand women.
Women understand women, that is why they hate each other.


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7. My wife says she's leaving me because of my addiction to antidepressants. So I thought about it and realized; that’s great, then I won’t need them anymore.


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8. The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.


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9. Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?”
Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”


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10. Never laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of them.


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11. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She hugged me.


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12. Wife: I have changed my mind.
Husband: Does the new one work?


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13. Astrologer: Do you want to know your husband's future?
Wife: Rubbish. I will decide his future. You tell me his past.


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14. Tell her she is beautiful, not HOT. She is your wife, not temperature.


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15. When your wife says "GO AHEAD" it is a dare, not a permission. Don't do it!


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16. If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you.


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17. My wife says I only have 2 faults. I don't listen and something else...


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18. A man should never plant a garden larger than his wife can take care of.


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