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1. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry

So I threw a coconut at her

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My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food tha - Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity

2. Did you just fall?

No, I was checking if gravity still works.

My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food tha - So my parents were telling me about this dark joke t

3. So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 23 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke.

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My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food tha - How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him

4. How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from

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5. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry

So I threw a coconut at her

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My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food tha - I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea,

6. I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’t suit him.

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My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food tha - A chap sees a mouse sitting on a seat beside him in

7. A chap sees a mouse sitting on a seat beside him in the cinema eating popcorn. He says “what are you doing here?” The mouse says, “well, I enjoyed the book”.

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My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food tha - If you are sad that you have lost your smartphone, c

8. If you are sad that you have lost your smartphone, cheer yourself up by thinking that a mouse family now has a new flat screen TV.

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My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food tha - A man goes to the cinema and is surprised to see a p

9. A man goes to the cinema and is surprised to see a pig sitting in the seat next to him. “What are you doing here?” he asked the pig. “Well, I enjoyed the book”.

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My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food tha - Once there was an elephant walking on the edge of a

10. Once there was an elephant walking on the edge of a valley,full of water.The elephant fell into the water.So,what is the first thing he will do?

Answer- Get wet!!

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My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food tha - Question: What did the ant tell elephant and elephan

11. Question: What did the ant tell elephant and elephant went into coma

Answer: "I am pregnant with your baby"

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My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food tha - Q: What is the difference between en elephant and a

12. Q: What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?
A: An elephant is grey.

Q: What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colour blind)

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