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1. My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.

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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me - My New Year's resolution is 1080 pixels.

2. My New Year's resolution is 1080 pixels.

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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me - 365 new days. 365 new excuses.

3. 365 new days. 365 new excuses.

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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me - I've got 2021 vision.

4. I've got 2021 vision.

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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me - Sorry in advance for writing "2020" on everything fo

5. Sorry in advance for writing "2020" on everything for the next six months.

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6. My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.

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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me - Page 1 of 365.

7. Page 1 of 365.

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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me - A fresh start. A new chapter in life waiting to be w

8. A fresh start. A new chapter in life waiting to be written. New questions to be asked, embraced, and loved. Answers to be discovered and then lived in this transformative year of delight and self-discovery.

- Sarah Ban Breathnach

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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me - Many people look forward to the New Year for a new s

9. Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.

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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me - Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did through th

10. Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did through the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!

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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me - This Year may your hair and teeth, your face-lift, a

11. This Year may your hair and teeth, your face-lift, abs and stocks not fall, may your blood pressure, your cholesterol, white blood count and mortgage interest not rise.

Happy New Year!

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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me - Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-ass

12. Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.

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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me - I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the ne

13. I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.

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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me - May this New Year bring actual change in you – not

14. May this New Year bring actual change in you – not the recurrence of old habits in a new package.

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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me - I wish you can resist temptation to gorge on burgers

15. I wish you can resist temptation to gorge on burgers during snack breaks. Happy New Year!

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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me - I hope you will not spend the first day of the new y

16. I hope you will not spend the first day of the new year sleeping on the couch. May God give you the strength to fight with laziness. Happy new year!