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1. My mind is like a web browser. 30 tabs are open, 1 is frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

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Tags: Funny Life   |    Mind   |    Overthinking   |    Music   |    Internet   |   

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2. Sometimes you have to "Unfollow" people in real life.

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Tags: Social Media   |    Negativity   |    Life   |    Funny Life   |    Instagram   |    Bullshit   |   

3. Dear Life,
When I said "can this day get any worse", it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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Tags: Funny   |    Funny Life   |    Rhetorical   |    Question   |    Challenge   |   

4. I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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Tags: Funny   |    All is Well   |    Funny Life   |   

5. Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.

- Steven Wright

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Tags: Question   |    Lame Questions Answers   |    Funny Life   |   

6. Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.

- Frank Drebin

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Tags: Truth   |    Hurt   |    Funny Life   |   

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7. My mind is like a web browser. 30 tabs are open, 1 is frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

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Tags: Funny Life   |    Mind   |    Overthinking   |    Music   |    Internet   |   

8. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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Tags: Savage Comebacks   |    Makeup   |    Beauty   |    Ugly   |    Mean   |    Rude   |    Sassy   |    Funny Life   |   

9. Never let anyone treat you like a regular glue.

You are glitter glue.

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Tags: Treating Badly   |    Funny Life   |   

10. love when the washing machine gets to the angry part.

let it out girl.

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Tags: Let It Go   |    Screaming   |    Anger   |    Funny   |    Funny Motivational   |    Funny Instagram Captions   |    Funny Life   |   

11. When life gives you a thousand reasons to cry, show life that you got biryani to smile.

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Tags: Biryani   |    Funny Life   |    Funny Depression   |    Funny Hindi   |    Funny Motivational   |    Sad but Funny   |    Funny Instagram Captions   |    Funny Food   |