my love for you is like diarrhea - i just can't hold it in
1. my love for you is like diarrhea - i just can't hold it in
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2. Are you an orphanage? Because I wanna give you kids.
3. my love for you is like diarrhea - i just can't hold it in
4. You like sand, I like bricks. Why don't we build a relationship?
5. is your dad a drug dealer? because you are so dope.
6. are you a kidnapper? because you just abducted my heart
7. is your dad a terrorist? because you are a bombshell
8. was that an earthquake? or did you just rock my world
9. you're too hot. you should chill with me.
10. Baby, where we’re going, you won’t need a shirt.
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11. I guess your name is Google. Because you have everything that I am searching for
12. I think the eyes flirt most. There are so many ways to use them
13. If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you would be my nothing?
14. I can’t handle this dinner alone, come and help me
15. Hi, I’m just planning my future and I wanted to ask you: Are you free for the rest of your life?
16. The best thing about me is you
17. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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18. If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
19. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
20. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
21. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
22. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!