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1. My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three states at once: Oklahoma, Kansas, and Missouri. Billy Bob opened up and said that he was actually in a fourth state; crippling depression. I said, “I’m so sorry”
“... but you can’t count Missouri twice.”

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My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three - Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low

2. Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure that you are not in fact, just surrounding yourself with assholes.

Tags: Funny Depression | Depression | Diagnosis | Self Esteem |

My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three - My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner p

3. My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three - I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He sa

4. I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three - My wife says she's leaving me because of my addictio

5. My wife says she's leaving me because of my addiction to antidepressants. So I thought about it and realized; that’s great, then I won’t need them anymore.

Tags: Funny Wife | Addiction | Funny Depression | Realization |

My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three - I saw a book titled "Anxiety and Depression for Dumm

6. I saw a book titled "Anxiety and Depression for Dummies" yesterday in the store... Not sure if it is appropriate to label someone looking for mental help a "dummy".

My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three - A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d

7. A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide”

The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back”

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My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three - The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal

8. The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

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My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three - If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pi

9. If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me- Donut, cause I’m so empty inside

My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three - My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

10. My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

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My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three - They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless

11. They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless

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My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three - You must be depression, because you make me want to

12. You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself

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My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three - So my parents were telling me about this dark joke t

13. So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 23 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke.

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My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three - Why doesn’t my egg wants to crack? Because I hate

14. Why doesn’t my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.

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My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three - Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere i

15. Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died.
Student 2: My sister has depression and she’s going to Therapy.
Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he’s Doing REALLY Well

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16. Me: Knock knock
Friend: who’s there?
Me: I don’t know anymore

Tags: Funny Depression | Existential Crisis | Knock Knock |

My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three - friend: how's it going? me: good, things are good!

17. friend: how's it going?
me: good, things are good!

parent: how are you?
me: oh I'm fine!

Twitter: compose new tweet?
me: hellooooo l would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears &; let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it

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My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three - "Sorry, just seeing this now!" -Me to my deep

18. "Sorry, just seeing this now!"
-Me to my deep seeded childhood trauma

Tags: Funny Depression | Trauma | Raising Children |

My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three - me: [getting my heart shattered into a million piece

19. me: [getting my heart shattered into a million pieces] haha no worries

My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three - when you're depressed but you still want to encourag

20. when you're depressed but you still want to encourage your friends

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21. My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three states at once: Oklahoma, Kansas, and Missouri. Billy Bob opened up and said that he was actually in a fourth state; crippling depression. I said, “I’m so sorry”
“... but you can’t count Missouri twice.”

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My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three - The other day I tried an escape room called depressi

22. The other day I tried an escape room called depression
And I did not escape

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My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three - Whats the difference between a Ferrari and Depressio

23. Whats the difference between a Ferrari and Depression?

I don't have the Ferrari.

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My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three - Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance.

24. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance.

Saturday, Sunday.

My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three - What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.

25. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.

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My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three - Why did the donut start going to therapy? It coul

26. Why did the donut start going to therapy?

It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!

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My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three - There’s nothing that cleanses your soul like getti

27. There’s nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.

- Woody Hayes

My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three - When life gives you a thousand reasons to cry, show

28. When life gives you a thousand reasons to cry, show life that you got biryani to smile.

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