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1. My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make a bunch of Dracula action figures.

I have to make every second Count.


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2. My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids.

But I laugh more.


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3. A man called his twin brother from prison

“Hey remember when we were kids and use to finish each other’s sentences?”


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4. My brother builds yatchts and was told to work from home during corona virus

Sails have gone through the roof


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5. YODA Best Brother


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6. Apparently, Neil deGrasse Tyson has a brother, who has a very successful grass-cutting business.

Yup. His name is Moe.


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7. Today at dinner, my little brother asked me who a skeleton’s favorite celebrity is. I asked who, then he proceeded to Skeletor laugh and say....

.... Pelvis Presley


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8. I was shocked when my brother told me he adopted a baboon!

Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.


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9. My grandfather was a plumber, my dad and brother are plumbers.

So if you see me with plumber’s crack, just know it’s in my jeans.


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10. My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make a bunch of Dracula action figures.

I have to make every second Count.


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11. I should call you Broogle because you help me solve all the problems I can’t find answers in Google.

Happy birthday bro.


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