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1. My bank loves me.

They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.


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2. There’s a problem on my doner card record of my blood group. It’s a Type O…


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3. Went to the bank and they told me they could offer me a credit card with no interest. I said, “Why are you bothering then?”


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4. I knew my bank was in trouble when I tried to use my credit card and was told “insufficient funds”, and it wasn’t on my side…


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5. My bank loves me.

They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.


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6. Sorry I Ovary-acted.


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7. I'm Bananas for you. Let's never split.


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8. What did the dealer say the the cards?

"I can't deal with you anymore"


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