My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is ou ...

Card Puns Quotes

1. My bank loves me.

They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.

2. There’s a problem on my doner card record of my blood group. It’s a Type O…

3. Went to the bank and they told me they could offer me a credit card with no interest. I said, “Why are you bothering then?”

4. I knew my bank was in trouble when I tried to use my credit card and was told “insufficient funds”, and it wasn’t on my side…

5. My bank loves me.

They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.

6. Sorry I Ovary-acted.

7. I'm Bananas for you. Let's never split.

8. What did the dealer say the the cards?

"I can't deal with you anymore"