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1. Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage.

- Zig Ziglar

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Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in pl - My advice to you is get married: if you find a good

2. My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

- Socrates

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Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in pl - If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in

3. If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

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Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in pl - Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurassic Park

4. Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurassic Park.

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Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in pl - Before you marry a person, you should first make the

5. Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

- Will Ferrell

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Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in pl - Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’r

6. Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.

- Emma Bombeck

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Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in pl - My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-sev

7. My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

- Jack Benny

Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in pl - Marriage is a bond between a person who never rememb

8. Marriage is a bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

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Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in pl - A good marriage is one where each partner secretly s

9. A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal.

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10. Marriage is like vitamins: We supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.

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Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in pl - The best way to get most husbands to do something is

11. The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.

- Ann Bancroft

Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in pl - The most important four words for a successful marri

12. The most important four words for a successful marriage: I’ll do the dishes.

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Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in pl - Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passion

13. Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; Marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to carry the trash out.

- Joyce Brothers

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Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in pl - Before I got married I had six theories about raisin

14. Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now I have six children and no theories.

- John Wilmot

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Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in pl - I love being married. It’s so great to find that o

15. I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

- Rita Rudner

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Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in pl - Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together wh

16. Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn’t even have when you were on your own.

- Eddie Cantor

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Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in pl - If you want to know how your girl will treat you aft

17. If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

- Sam Levenson

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18. Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage.

- Zig Ziglar

Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in pl - Marriage: sometimes soulmates, sometimes cellmates.

19. Marriage: sometimes soulmates, sometimes cellmates.

- Rory Elder

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Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in pl - When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, th

20. When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.

- Molly McGee

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Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in pl - A man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of mar

21. A man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in pl - Never laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of t

22. Never laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of them.

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Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in pl - We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a singl

23. We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since.

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Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in pl - You know you are in a very happy marriage when the p

24. You know you are in a very happy marriage when the person still gives you the same feelings you get when you see your food coming at a restaurant.

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Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in pl - What did the two coffee enthusiasts say when they go

25. What did the two coffee enthusiasts say when they got married? We’re meant to bean together!

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Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in pl - Height of misunderstanding – A man marrying his ow

26. Height of misunderstanding – A man marrying his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before.

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