Lost at sea? I'm not shore.

Beach Puns Quotes

1. Lost at sea?

I'm not shore.

2. Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

3. What's the difference between a Sea Lion and a Seal?

"I o n"

4. All I sea are bass-icaly cod awful puns!

5. Q: Why did the fish get bad grades?

A: Because it was below sea level.

6. What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it just waved.

7. What is the sea say to the river?

You can run, but you can't tide.

8. What did the beach say to the wave?

Long tide, no sea.

9. Life’s a Beach.

10. This is my Resting Beach face.

11. Don’t worry, Beach Happy

12. Getting a dose of vitamin sea

13. Girls just wanna have sun.

14. Lost at sea?

I'm not shore.

15. Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?

16. I whale always love you.