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- Michael Scott

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Let's have an auction - Just have a little faith

2. Just have a little faith

- Prison Break

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Let's have an auction - Birthdays are a scam. They were invented by Hallmarks to sell cards.

3. Birthdays are a scam. They were invented by Hallmarks to sell cards.

- Ron Swanson

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Let's have an auction - Nothing else matters - only us.

4. Nothing else matters - only us.

- Jaime Lannister

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Let's have an auction - Never half-ass two things. Full-ass one thing.

5. Never half-ass two things.

Full-ass one thing.

- Ron Swanson

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Let's have an auction - You are one constant in a sea of variables.

6. You are one constant in a sea of variables.

- Mr. Robot

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Let's have an auction - I still don’t understand why people like sports. They get so emotional over the weirdest things.

7. I still don’t understand why people like sports.

They get so emotional over the weirdest things.

But I do see the beauty in the rules.
The invisible code of chaos hiding behind the menacing face of order.

- Mr. Robot

Let's have an auction - People should get what they deserve.

8. People should get what they deserve.

- Dexter

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9. Is any of it real?

A world built on fantasy. Synthetic emotions in the form of pills; psychological warfare in the form of advertising; mind-altering chemicals in the form of food; brainwashing seminars in the form of media; controlled isolated bubbles in the form of social networks. Real? You wanna talk about reality?

We haven't lived in anything remotely close to it since the turn of the century. We turned it off, took out the batteries, snacked on a bag of GMOs while we tossed the remnants in the ever expanding dumpster of the human condition. We live in branded houses trademarked by corporations built on bipolar numbers, jumping up and down on digital displays, hypnotising us into the biggest slumber mankind has ever seen. We live in a kingdom of bullshit; a kingdom you've lived in for far too long. So don't tell me about not being real. I'm no less real than the f***ing beef patty in your Big Mac.

- Mr. Robot

Let's have an auction - Why do they fight so desperately to mask what they are? Or is it that they become who they are whe

10. Why do they fight so desperately to mask what they are?

Or is it that they become who they are when they put on the mask?

Sometimes I wonder what you hide behind, my silent friend.

What mask do you wear?

Or are you just as afraid as the rest of them?

- Mr. Robot

Let's have an auction - You know, but you are going to ignore it. You know why? Because that is what we do.

11. You know, but you are going to ignore it.

You know why?

Because that is what we do.

- Mr. Robot

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Let's have an auction - Masters. We all have them. Every relationship is a power struggle. Some of us need to be

12. Masters.

We all have them.

Every relationship is a power struggle.

Some of us need to be controlled.

Once in a while, the best course of action is to just ride shotgun.

Stare at the road ahead, and hope it leads somewhere you want to go.

- Mr. Robot

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Let's have an auction - Metadata - The story behind the data. Getting information is one things, but how it was created -

13. Metadata - The story behind the data.

Getting information is one things, but how it was created - where and by whom - can often be illuminating.

Like most pics people post on Instagram or Facebook, they don't realize they just gifted whatever social media site their camera type, phone model, name and location - all hidden inside the photograph's metadata.

- Mr. Robot

Let's have an auction - Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it a

14. Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.

- Michael Scott

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Let's have an auction - I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.

15. I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.

- Kelly Kapoor

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Let's have an auction - Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they l

16. Would I rather be feared or loved?

Easy.

Both.

I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

- Michael Scott

Let's have an auction - I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

17. I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

- Michael Scott

Tags: TV Show Quotes | The Office | Superstition |

Let's have an auction - Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.

18. Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.

- Dwight Schrute

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Let's have an auction - I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.

19. I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.

- Michael Scott

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Let's have an auction - I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.

20. I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.

- Kevin Malone

Let's have an auction - If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead

21. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead people.

- Dwight Schrute

Let's have an auction - And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

22. And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

- Michael Scott

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Let's have an auction - There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?

23. There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?

- Pam Beesly

Let's have an auction - Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn.

24. Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn.

- Andy Bernard

Let's have an auction - One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over th

25. One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.

- Jim Halpert

Let's have an auction - Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of c

26. Mini cupcakes?

As in the mini version of regular cupcakes?

Which is already a mini version of cake?

Honestly, where does it end with you people?????

- Kevin Malone

Let's have an auction - I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat. Which I realize is a lot to ask for. At a

27. I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat.

Which I realize is a lot to ask for. At a dinner party.

- Pam Beesly

Let's have an auction - That's what she said.

28. That's what she said.

- Michael Scott

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Let's have an auction - Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.

29. Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.

- Andy Bernard

Let's have an auction - I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.

30. I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.

- Kelly Kapoor

Let's have an auction - I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

31. I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

- Andy Bernard

Let's have an auction - What are your weaknesses? "I don't have any, a--hole"

32. What are your weaknesses?

"I don't have any, a--hole"

- Kelly Kapoor

Let's have an auction - You only live once? False. You live every day. You only die once.

33. You only live once?

False.

You live every day.
You only die once.

- Dwight Schrute

Let's have an auction - The doctor said, if I can't find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I'm going to

34. The doctor said, if I can't find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I'm going to die.

I'm going to die.

- Stanley Hudson

Let's have an auction - It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don't expect everybody to understand.

35. It takes an advanced sense of humor.

I don't expect everybody to understand.

- Michael Scott

Let's have an auction - I stopped caring a long time ago.

36. I stopped caring a long time ago.

- Creed Bratton

Let's have an auction - Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' and if they would, I d

37. Whenever I'm about to do something, I think,

'Would an idiot do that?' and if they would,

I do not do that thing.

- Dwight Schrute

Let's have an auction - I live by one rule: No office romances, no way. Very messy, inappropriate…no. But, I live by an

38. I live by one rule: No office romances, no way. Very messy, inappropriate…no.

But, I live by another rule:

Just do it…Nike.

- Michael Scott

Let's have an auction - In the Schrute family, the youngest child raises the others. I’ve been raising children since I

39. In the Schrute family, the youngest child raises the others.

I’ve been raising children since I was a baby.

- Dwight Schrute

Let's have an auction - ’R’ is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it ‘murder’ and not ‘mukdu

40. ’R’ is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it ‘murder’ and not ‘mukduk.

- Dwight Schrute

Let's have an auction - I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close.

41. I’m not a millionaire.

I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close.

Then I thought maybe by 40, but by 40 I had less money than I did when I was 30.

- Michael Scott

Let's have an auction - Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy

42. Jim is my enemy.

But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

So Jim, is actually my friend.

But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy so actually Jim is my enemy.

- Dwight Schrute

Let's have an auction - I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.

43. I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.

- Pam Beesly

Let's have an auction - As it turns out, you can’t just check someone into rehab against their will. They have to do it vol

44. As it turns out, you can’t just check someone into rehab against their will. They have to do it voluntarily.

They have to hit rock bottom.

So I think I know what I need to do at this point. I need to find ways to push Meredith to the bottom.

Um. I think I can do it.

- Michael Scott

Let's have an auction - I used to be obese. Once you’ve conquered obesity, everything else is easy. Life literally moves in

45. I used to be obese. Once you’ve conquered obesity, everything else is easy. Life literally moves in slow motion.

I’m not saying I’m Superman, but let me just put it this way. If I were shot in the head, I’m pretty sure everything would be fine. I’d almost welcome it.

- Deangelo Vickers

Let's have an auction - Every so often, Jim dies of boredom.

46. Every so often, Jim dies of boredom.

- Pam Beesly

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Let's have an auction - Well, today was a fantastic waste of time.

47. Well, today was a fantastic waste of time.

- Ryan Howard

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Let's have an auction - Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I

48. Guess what, I have flaws. What are they?

Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower.
Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.

- Michael Scott

Let's have an auction - My, philosophy is, basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I alw

49. My, philosophy is, basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don’t, ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who you are with, or, or where you are going, or, or where you’ve been. Ever. For any reason. Whatsoever.

- Michael Scott

Let's have an auction - If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot To

50. If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.

- Michael Scott

Let's have an auction - Nobody should have to go to work thinking, ‘Oh this is the place that I might die today.’ That’

51. Nobody should have to go to work thinking, ‘Oh this is the place that I might die today.’ That’s what a hospital is for.

An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest. To the max.

To…an office is a place where dreams come true.

- Michael Scott

Let's have an auction - There are always a million reasons not to do something.

52. There are always a million reasons not to do something.

- Jan Levinson

Let's have an auction - Why are you the way that you are?

53. Why are you the way that you are?

- Michael Scott

Let's have an auction - Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your

54. Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips out your heart for no good reason. And you are nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you, and that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then, suddenly, she’s not your ho no mo.

- Michael Scott

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Let's have an auction - Oh my God it’s happening! Everybody stay calm. Stay f*cking calm!

55. Oh my God it’s happening! Everybody stay calm. Stay f*cking calm!

- Michael Scott

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Let's have an auction - I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.

56. I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.

- Michael Scott

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Let's have an auction - I do not like pregnant women in my workspace. They’re always complaining. I have varicose veins,

57. I do not like pregnant women in my workspace. They’re always complaining.

I have varicose veins, too.
I have swollen ankles.
I’m constantly hungry.
Do you think my nipples don’t get sore too?
Do you think I don’t need to know the fastest way to the hospital?

- Stanley Hudson

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Let's have an auction - I have been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit it in an

58. I have been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit it in an air conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch is paid for … that is the life.

- Stanley Hudson

Let's have an auction - Newsflash: You are not special.

59. Newsflash: You are not special.

- Stanley Hudson

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60. DID I STUTTER?

- Stanley Hudson

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Let's have an auction - It’s like I used to tell my wife. I do not apologize unless I think I’m wrong. And if you don

61. It’s like I used to tell my wife. I do not apologize unless I think I’m wrong.

And if you don’t like it you can leave.

And I say the same thing to my current wife and I’ll say it to my next one, too.

- Stanley Hudson

Let's have an auction - Four years ago, I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl who had a boyfriend. And I had to do th

62. Four years ago, I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl who had a boyfriend.

And I had to do the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do, which was just to wait.

For a really long time that’s all I had. I just had little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend.

And a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with, but I think even then I knew that I was waiting for my wife.

- Jim Halpert