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Soda Puns Quotes

1. Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

2. I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

3. I Soda think you're cute.

4. People who make soda jokes must know a lot about pop culture.

5. You know what happened to the guy who chugged 8 Pepsis at once?

...He burped 7 up

6. Why do people like fizzy drinks?

They're sodalicious.

7. What do you call a soda researcher?

A fizzisist!

8. You're like Soda ... Sweet and Bubbly.

9. I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.

It was soda-pressing.

10. Which USA state has the smallest soft drink?

Mini-Soda

11. Why did the soda factory worker quit his job?

It was too much fizzical labor.