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1. In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - I’m chocolate to my appointment!

2. I’m chocolate to my appointment!

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t th

3. I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until

4. I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on

5. Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmall

6. I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.

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7. In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind

8. Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - Q: What type of chocolate do they sell at the airpor

9. Q: What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

A: Plane Chocolate!

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

10. Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A: A candy baa.

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - Q: What do cannibals eat for dessert? A: Chocolat

11. Q: What do cannibals eat for dessert?

A: Chocolate covered aunts.

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - Q: How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate

12. Q: How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?

A: Turn off the lights.

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - Q: What is suns favourite chocolate bar? A: A mil

13. Q: What is suns favourite chocolate bar?

A: A milky way

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - Q: What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolat

14. Q: What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?

A: A Kitty Kat bar.

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - Q: What is a chocolate covered car called? A: A F

15. Q: What is a chocolate covered car called?

A: A Ferrari Rocher

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - Q: What kind of candy never arrives on time? A: C

16. Q: What kind of candy never arrives on time?

A: ChocoLate

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - Q: Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholic

17. Q: Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?

A: Because nobody wants to quit.

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - Q: What is the best part of Valentine’s day? A:

18. Q: What is the best part of Valentine’s day?

A: The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - Q: If Bob has 30 chocolate bars and eats 25, what do

19. Q: If Bob has 30 chocolate bars and eats 25, what does he have?

A: Diabetes.

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - Q: What is the difference between a cow that produce

20. Q: What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?

A: A mootation

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - Q: Why did Oreo go to the dentist? A: Because h

21. Q: Why did Oreo go to the dentist?

A: Because he lost his filling!

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - You can’t possibly drink hot chocolate all year lo

22. You can’t possibly drink hot chocolate all year long unless you are cocoa-nuts.

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - Chocolate lovers have this belief that 7 days withou

23. Chocolate lovers have this belief that 7 days without chocolate makes one weak.

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - Every slice of chocolate pie has just about the same

24. Every slice of chocolate pie has just about the same grams of proteins at 3.14159265.

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - Life is much like a box of chocolate. For fat people

25. Life is much like a box of chocolate. For fat people, it doesn’t last too long.

In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - You won’t believe it, but the price of chocolate h

26. You won’t believe it, but the price of chocolate has skyrocketed. The other day, I bought a galaxy, a milky way and a mars, it was unbelievably astronomical.

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - Electricians love ice cream as well. Their favorite

27. Electricians love ice cream as well. Their favorite flavor is shock-a lot.

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - On the streets, someone threw a milk chocolate bar a

28. On the streets, someone threw a milk chocolate bar at me. That was really dairy.

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - Archaeologists in Egypt have discovered a pyramid co

29. Archaeologists in Egypt have discovered a pyramid covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. It’s believed to be the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher.

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - I like to break the rules. I had an After Eight at

30. I like to break the rules. I had an After Eight at half past seven once.

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate ch

31. In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips.

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In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unl - People always ask me how I sneak chocolate into the

32. People always ask me how I sneak chocolate into the cinema

Well...

I’ve got a few twix up my sleeve.

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