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1. if you want total security, go to Jail. You will be fed, clothed, given medical care. The only thing lacking ... is freedom.

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if you want total security, go to Jail. You will be fed, clothed, give - What if prisons let prisoners take their own mugshot

2. What if prisons let prisoners take their own mugshots?
Cellfies.

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if you want total security, go to Jail. You will be fed, clothed, give - Charged with breaking and entering Your dreams.

3. Charged with breaking and entering

Your dreams.

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if you want total security, go to Jail. You will be fed, clothed, give - All i heard was "I swear it will be funny..." and th

4. All i heard was "I swear it will be funny..." and then we were in jail.

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if you want total security, go to Jail. You will be fed, clothed, give - Age is just a number.. yeah, and jail is just a roo

5. Age is just a number..
yeah, and jail is just a room.

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if you want total security, go to Jail. You will be fed, clothed, give - I heard you moved. However, I didn't realize you mov

6. I heard you moved. However, I didn't realize you moved to a gated community.

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if you want total security, go to Jail. You will be fed, clothed, give - Facebook is like Jail. You sit around and waste time

7. Facebook is like Jail. You sit around and waste time. Write on walls and get poked by people you don't know.

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if you want total security, go to Jail. You will be fed, clothed, give - I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorize

8. I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a number since 2001.

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9. if you want total security, go to Jail. You will be fed, clothed, given medical care. The only thing lacking ... is freedom.

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if you want total security, go to Jail. You will be fed, clothed, give - Stupidity is not a crime. It it is, you'll end up in

10. Stupidity is not a crime. It it is, you'll end up in jail.

if you want total security, go to Jail. You will be fed, clothed, give - How can you put a picture into jail? You just need

11. How can you put a picture into jail?
You just need to frame it.

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if you want total security, go to Jail. You will be fed, clothed, give - Do you know why they locked up the star in jail?

12. Do you know why they locked up the star in jail?

Because the star was a shooting star.

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if you want total security, go to Jail. You will be fed, clothed, give - What is the most common difference between a jail an

13. What is the most common difference between a jail and a concentration camp?

In the former you can take bath to freshen you up and in the later you may die when you are bathing.

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