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If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's - If you think the grass is greener on the other side,

1. If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's fertilized with bullshit.

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If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's - You're fluent in lies, excuses and B.S.

2. You're fluent in lies, excuses and B.S.

If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's - If someone shows you their true colors, don't try to

3. If someone shows you their true colors, don't try to repaint them.

If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's - You might fool hundreds of people into believing you

4. You might fool hundreds of people into believing you are something you're not, but I will always be that one person who figured you out and knows who you really are under all that bullshit!

If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's - I'm sorry what language are you speaking? It sounds

5. I'm sorry what language are you speaking?
It sounds like bullshit.

If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's - I am not anti-social. I am anti-bullshit.

6. I am not anti-social.
I am anti-bullshit.

Tags: Bullshit | Anti Social |

If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's - Intelligent people tend to have less friends than th

7. Intelligent people tend to have less friends than the average person. The smarter you are, the more selective you become.

If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's - THIS IS A BULLSHIT FREE ZONE

8. THIS IS A BULLSHIT FREE ZONE

Tags: Bullshit |

If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's - My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'

9. My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'

- Charlaine Harris

Tags: Bullshit | Sarcasm | Liar | Falseness |

If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's - I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshi

10. I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

- Mel Brooks

Tags: Accusation | Vulgarity | Bullshit | Sarcasm |

If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's - Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do lik

11. Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bullshit, then maybe just once, one of them will say, 'Oh! Wait a minute - I was wrong.' I live for that happening. Rare, I assure you

- Lemmy Kilmister

If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's - When the sky’s falling, I take shelter under bulls

12. When the sky’s falling, I take shelter under bullshit.

- Scott Lynch

Tags: Bullshit | Liar | Awkward Situation |

If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's - When heard someone's boasting, I could smell shit o

13. When heard someone's boasting,
I could smell shit of bull from afar.

- Toba Beta

If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's - People are not who they say but rather who their act

14. People are not who they say but rather who their actions reveal them to be....Be smart about it. Don't fall for the bullshit.

- Ziad K Abdelnour

If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's - Don’t condemn me to the prison of your bullshit.

15. Don’t condemn me to the prison of your bullshit.

- Steve Maraboli

Tags: Bullshit | Prison | Honest | Liar |

If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's - Bullshit is the glue that binds us as a nation.

16. Bullshit is the glue that binds us as a nation.

- George Carlin

If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's - Is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conver

17. Is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure?

- Susan Elizabeth Phillips

If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's - Bullshit is unavoidable whenever circumstances requi

18. Bullshit is unavoidable whenever circumstances require someone to talk without knowing what he is talking about. Thus the production of bullshit is stimulated whenever a person’s obligations or opportunities to speak about some topic exceed his knowledge of the facts that are relevant to that topic.

- Harry G Frankfurt

Tags: Bullshit | Talking Too Much | Obligation | Ignorance |

If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's - Life begins when we get tired of our own bullshit. W

19. Life begins when we get tired of our own bullshit. We must all get bloody tired of our own bullshit, in order for our lives to begin.

- JoyBell

Tags: Bullshit | Tired | Live Life |

If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's - Everything anyone says when they have an agenda is b

20. Everything anyone says when they have an agenda is bullshit, and bullshit isn’t necessarily false, but it’s never really the truth either. So when someone’s bullshitting, you need to pay a little more attention.

- Caliban Darklock