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1. If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.

- Michael Scott


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2. If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.

- Michael Scott


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3. Why are you the way that you are?

- Michael Scott


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4. You can make or burn bread with fire.

- Ertugrul


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5. What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.


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6. Wife: I have changed my mind.
Husband: Does the new one work?


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7. What’s the difference between BMWs and Porcupines?

Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.


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8. Salami get this straight


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