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1. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.


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2. We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.


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3. What happens when you annoy a clock?
It gets ticked off.


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4. What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!


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5. Once I tried to make a belt out of watches.
I found out it was a big waist of time


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6. What did one clock say to another?
Hour you doing?


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7. Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.


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8. Most clock-makers are normal…some are cuckoo.


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9. If I worked in a clock shop, I’d have the time of my life


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10. Why did the digital watch ask the clock to scratch its nose?
Well he’s the one who has hands


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11. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.


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12. He kept an alarm clock in the back window of his car. He was always ahead of his time.


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