I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at choc ...

Funny Love Quotes

1. I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

2. I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

3. I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you would want me then.

4. The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

5. You know you are in a very happy marriage when the person still gives you the same feelings you get when you see your food coming at a restaurant.

6. What do beans say to their Valentines? You keep me grounded.

7. She: What do you do for getting such beautiful dark clouds around your eyes?

He: I don't sleep... I just think about you.

8. If he truly loves me, he'll let me sleep

9. Height of misunderstanding – A man marrying his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before.