I’ve noticed that you are retarded
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1. I’ve noticed that you are retarded
Tags: Retarded | Friendship |
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2. Is it 'cos I is black?
- Ali G
Tags: Black | Satire | Retarded |
3. With men and women, does you think that men should marry only one woman? Does you believe in mahogany?
- Ali G
Tags: Annoyingly Funny | Satire | Quotes that will make you cry | Retarded |
4. I don't know if you know this, but dolphins ain't fish. They is like us, they is mammaries.
- Ali G
Tags: Dolphin | Annoyingly Funny | Mammal | Satire | Quotes that will make you cry | Retarded |
5. What is the different types of hasch out there? We all know that it's called the bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the black, the herb, the sensie, the cronic, the sweet Mary Jane, the shit, Ganja, split, reefa, the bad, the buddha, the home grown, the ill, the maui-maui, the method, pot, lethal turbo, tie, shake, skunk, stress, whacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag, Scooby Doo, bob, bogey, back yard boogie. But what is the other terms for it
- Ali G
Tags: Annoyingly Funny | High | Satire | Quotes that will make you cry | Retarded |
6. One time when me was high, me sold me car for like 24 chicken McNuggets.
- Ali G
Tags: High | Satire | Retarded |
7. So, if this show teach you anything, it should teach you how to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers, lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot watching this, but mainly to the normal people, respek. West side.
- Ali G
8. Why does you choose dogs to decide where the bombs is?
Why don't you choose a more intelligent animal like a dolphin?
- Ali G
Tags: Animals | Dolphin | Dog | Satire | Retarded |
9. ATF Officer: We use dogs because they have a great sense of smell.
Ali G: So why does they stick their nose so close to each other buttick?
ATF: Dogs give other dogs sense to tell whats going on so they smell each other.
Ali G: I once smelled a dogs arse and it was terrible. Why does they do it?
Ali G: When dog find a bomb, how long does it take for it to diffuse it?
- Ali G
Tags: Dog | Animals | Satire | Retarded |
10. Ali G: So can these dogs smell drugs?
ATF Officer: No
Ali G: Thank God.
- Ali G
Tags: Animals | High | Dog | Retarded |
![I’ve noticed that you are retarded - David Carlton : [to Ali] Have you ever considered becoming a member of parliament?](https://readbeach.com/images/quotes/savage-comebacks-david-carlton--[to-ali]--hav.jpg "David Carlton : [to Ali] Have you ever considered becoming a member of parliament? Ali G : What me wanna do that for? It's full of pricks. David Carlton : That's a little harsh. I'm an MP, am I a prick? Ali G : Yes.")
11. David Carlton : [to Ali] Have you ever considered becoming a member of parliament?
Ali G : What me wanna do that for? It's full of pricks.
David Carlton : That's a little harsh. I'm an MP, am I a prick?
Ali G : Yes.
- Ali G
Tags: Honest | Brutal | Savage Comebacks | Satire | Retarded |
12. Talk to the hand, 'cos the face ain't listening.
- Ali G
13. If you iz watching dis in da UK, you may remember me from da telly. If you iz in Belgium... you iz living in a shit hole.
- Ali G
Tags: UK | Belgium | Satire | Watching TV | Retarded |
14. “What does the G stand for?
Two tings… Judge… and Jury…”
- Ali G
Tags: English | Satire | Retarded |
15. “Ain’t dat a bit racialist?”
- Ali G
Tags: Satire | Racist | Retarded |
16. Ali : Why did they ban The Chocolate Orange?
James : Clockwork Orange.
Ali : Whatever.
- Ali G
Tags: Clockwork Orange | Satire | Retarded |
17. Africa ain’t just a country that gave us Bob Marley
- Ali G
Tags: Africa | Bob Marley | Satire | Retarded |
18. Now check the state of family today.
Girls are having sex at younger ages, there's an increase in absentee fathers, and more n more people is havin affairs. But we shouldn't just concentrate on the good things.
- Ali G
19. To Lynette Burrows, Author of "Fight for the Family".
Ali G: So at what age you think you should start beating your kids?
Lynette: Absolutely, i mean when you think about it, a child learns from a small amount of pain.
Ali G: Do you think its right for to get a wet towel and flick their butt with it.
- Ali G
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Tags: Children | Satire | Retarded |
20. The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.
Tags: Retarded |
21. If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly. It doesn't matter if you're just trying to be cute and original. You're not. You are about as original as all those other witless twits "writing" the one millionth shitty Fifty Shades clone. Or maybe you're trying to show your 2000 fake Facebook "friends" that you are an empowered feminist who will not stand for sexist terminology. But you're not showing people that you are fighting the good fight, you're showing people that you are a sheep, who's trying just a little too hard to ride the current wave of idiotic political correctness. The word "author" is no more gender-discrimination than the word "person." Do you call yourself a personess? No, of course not, because then you might as well wear a sign around your neck that says, "Hello, I'm a retard.”
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Tags: Retarded | Writing | Stupid People | Social Media | Facebook | Cute | Authenticity and Originality | Feminism | Sheep | Sexist |
22. I’ve noticed that you are retarded
Tags: Retarded | Friendship |
23. I was meant to be rich. I can tell by the way I spend money.
Tags: Rich | Money Management | Less Money | Luxury | Personal Finance | Spending | Retarded |
24. I’ve had tons of bullies who would call me retarded, even on my Facebook page. It’s sad and it really hurts. I want to tell people not to use the word. Don’t say your friend’s retarded when they do something foolish. If you have a disability, keep working hard. Whatever it takes, do it, and don’t be mean to people.
Tags: Retarded | Rude | Foolish | Disability | Mean | Demeaning |
25. Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
Tags: Retarded | Lame | Stupid |
26. I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
Tags: Funny | Stupid | Retarded |
27. To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run.
Tags: Funny | Funny Memes | Retarded |