I've heard so much about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come ...

Eye Puns Quotes

1. I've heard so much about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one talks about…

…the other four letters?

2. How does a lady bat flirt?

She bats her eye.

3. I carrot cake my eyes off you.

4. This eye pun could not be any Cornea.

5. Can I see the result of my eye test?

Probably not

6. I have the eye of a tiger and the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo

7. I accidentally squirted ketchup in my eye

I now have Heinzsight

8. How do you keep your eyes from drying out?

You Moist-ur-ize

9. I've heard so much about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one talks about…

…the other four letters?

10. Wife takes a Pregnancy Test, then looks her husband in the eyes and says:

Your Kid in Me

11. How do you call a rabbit without an eye?

Rabbt.