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1. I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.


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2. What kind of tree has hands?
A palm tree.


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3. You don’t have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a fish pun.


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4. What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street?

Gives a brain wave.


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5. What did the left side of the brain say to the right side of the brain?

Let's split.


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6. Why can't a brain be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.


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7. How do you turn a brain into water?

Remove the 'b'.


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8. Why was the brain sad when it lost its locomotive?

Because it lost its train of thought.


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9. Never argue with a fictional character. Their minds are completely made up.


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10. I finally figured out what's wrong with my brain: on the left side, nothing's right, and on the right side nothing's left.


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