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1. I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’t suit him.

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I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’ - Whats goes dot,dot,dot, SQUEAK! Mouse Code!

2. Whats goes dot,dot,dot, SQUEAK!

Mouse Code!

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I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’ - What kind of cheese do mice like? Mouserella

3. What kind of cheese do mice like?

Mouserella

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I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’ - Spotted a mouse in the house. I took a photo, and al

4. Spotted a mouse in the house. I took a photo, and although he didn’t say cheese, I could tell he was thinking it.

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I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’ - A baby mouse went home on Halloween after seeing a b

5. A baby mouse went home on Halloween after seeing a bat and told his mum he’d seen an angel.

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I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’ - I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea,

6. I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’t suit him.

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I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’ - Which hotel do mice most often use? The Stilton.

7. Which hotel do mice most often use?

The Stilton.

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I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’ - A chap sees a mouse sitting on a seat beside him in

8. A chap sees a mouse sitting on a seat beside him in the cinema eating popcorn. He says “what are you doing here?” The mouse says, “well, I enjoyed the book”.

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I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’ - If you are sad that you have lost your smartphone, c

9. If you are sad that you have lost your smartphone, cheer yourself up by thinking that a mouse family now has a new flat screen TV.

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I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’ - Which city do hamsters live in? Hamsterdam.

10. Which city do hamsters live in?

Hamsterdam.

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I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’ - What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being k

11. What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about?

Anonymouse.

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I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’ - What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield!

12. What goes eek, eek, bang?

A mouse in a minefield!

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I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’ - What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A m

13. What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?

A mouse-tache!

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I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’ - How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower? Sq

14. How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean!

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I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’ - What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink,

15. What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.

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I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’ - What is a mouse’s favorite game? Hide and squea

16. What is a mouse’s favorite game?

Hide and squeak!

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I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’ - Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was rai

17. Why did the mouse stay inside?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

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I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’ - Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite? Mouse-t

18. Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?

Mouse-tard.

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I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’ - What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.

19. What kind of shoes do mice wear?

Squeakers.

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I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’ - What did the boyfriend mouse say to his girlfriend '

20. What did the boyfriend mouse say to his girlfriend 's mouse family?

Mice too meet you.

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I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’ - What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer

21. What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes!

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