I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries ...
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1. I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you would want me then.
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2. I don't understand why my friends ask me for relationship advice. If I was already married, I wouldn't be sleeping next to my unfolded laundry.
3. Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...
4. I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you would want me then.
5. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
6. I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
7. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
8. I’m Responsible For My Own Happiness? I Can’t Even Be Responsible For My Own Breakfast!
9. I’ve had a lot of what I thought were rock bottoms, only to discover another, rockier bottom underneath.
10. When life gives you a thousand reasons to cry, show life that you got biryani to smile.