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1. I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor reccomended sleeping in a herb garden. Sounds odd, I know, but now he wakes up on Thyme.


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2. Time to celery-brate


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3. Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a Banana.


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4. I'm so egghausted from people bacon my heart all the time.


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5. What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
It’s pasture bedtime.


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6. Missing You
Pig Time.


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7. If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.


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8. I heard a really good time travel joke tomorrow.


9. Feeling nostalgic about my childhood summers, when we would climb into old tires and roll down the hills. They were Goodyears.


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10. I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor reccomended sleeping in a herb garden. Sounds odd, I know, but now he wakes up on Thyme.


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11. Once I tried to make a belt out of watches.
I found out it was a big waist of time


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12. Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.


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13. If I worked in a clock shop, I’d have the time of my life


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14. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.


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15. He kept an alarm clock in the back window of his car. He was always ahead of his time.


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16. Why did the kid rub herbs on his scraped knee?
Because his Dad told him thyme heals all wounds.


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