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1. I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor reccomended sleeping in a herb garden. Sounds odd, I know, but now he wakes up on Thyme.

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I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor reccomended s - Time to celery-brate

2. Time to celery-brate

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I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor reccomended s - Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a Banana

3. Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a Banana.

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I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor reccomended s - I'm so egghausted from people bacon my heart all the

4. I'm so egghausted from people bacon my heart all the time.

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5. What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?

It’s pasture bedtime.

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I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor reccomended s - Missing You Pig Time.

6. Missing You

Pig Time.

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I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor reccomended s - If ten zombies run after you, what time is it? Te

7. If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?

Ten after one.

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I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor reccomended s - I heard a really good time travel joke tomorrow.

8. I heard a really good time travel joke tomorrow.

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I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor reccomended s - Feeling nostalgic about my childhood summers, when w

9. Feeling nostalgic about my childhood summers, when we would climb into old tires and roll down the hills. They were Goodyears.

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10. I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor reccomended sleeping in a herb garden. Sounds odd, I know, but now he wakes up on Thyme.

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I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor reccomended s - Once I tried to make a belt out of watches. I fou

11. Once I tried to make a belt out of watches.

I found out it was a big waist of time

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I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor reccomended s - Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Beca

12. Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.

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I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor reccomended s - If I worked in a clock shop, I’d have the time of

13. If I worked in a clock shop, I’d have the time of my life

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I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor reccomended s - I was going to look for my missing watch, but I coul

14. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

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I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor reccomended s - He kept an alarm clock in the back window of his car

15. He kept an alarm clock in the back window of his car. He was always ahead of his time.

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I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor reccomended s - Why did the kid rub herbs on his scraped knee? Be

16. Why did the kid rub herbs on his scraped knee?

Because his Dad told him thyme heals all wounds.

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