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1. I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you won’t have to face them alone.

Happy birthday!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - Life is all about remembering the good moments and d

2. Life is all about remembering the good moments and doing good. Feeling good. And we feel good by doing the right things, by compassion and mercy. By looking at the positive in people and forgetting the bad in people. Because we all have our flaws. Helping the poor. Today you are turning 40. Embrace all of this from your past and practice this in your future for a memorable happy life ahead. Happy 40th Birthday.

- ReadBeach

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - Inside every older person is a younger person wonder

3. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

- Cara Harvey Armstrong

I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - We didn’t even realize we were making memories, we

4. We didn’t even realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun.

- Winnie The Pooh

I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - To my beautiful sister, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Today we cel

5. To my beautiful sister, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Today we celebrate you! I hope this year brings everything you wish for and more!

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6. To My Sweet Beautiful Sister, Happy Birthday. You were my first friend, and you’re still my best friend.

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7. Happy Birthday my little Sister. Watching you grow up over the years has been one of my greatest joys. I’m so blessed to be a part of your life, and I couldn’t have asked for a better sister to share my years with.

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - Happy Birthday Sis! We sometimes go too long with

8. Happy Birthday Sis!

We sometimes go too long without catching up with each other. I want you to know how often I think of you and how much I treasure the times we do get to talk. I’ll always adore you and our time together.

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - For My Brother, Happy Birthday. Every birthday gets

9. For My Brother, Happy Birthday. Every birthday gets a little more special. Maybe that’s because family gets more important as we get older. Today it’s especially important that you know how much I love having you as a brother.

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - Happy birthday bro! May your day be more beautifu

10. Happy birthday bro!

May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - Happy birthday Sis! They say that the older you g

11. Happy birthday Sis!

They say that the older you get, the smarter you become. But as we keep on doing the same stupid things we did as kids, I guess we are the exception to that rule.

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - Happy birthday to a brother who is smart, funny, wit

12. Happy birthday to a brother who is smart, funny, witty, charming... and reminds me a lot of myself!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - Being related to me is really the only gift you need

13. Being related to me is really the only gift you need. Just saying. Happy birthday!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - Happy birthday brother! Although I’m really not su

14. Happy birthday brother! Although I’m really not sure why we’re celebrating you when it was mom who did all the hard work.

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - It’s remarkable how long we’ve put up with each

15. It’s remarkable how long we’ve put up with each other.
Happy Birthday.

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you

16. A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it”.

I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”.

Happy Birthday Bro!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfe

17. I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up.

Happy Birthday.

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - The funny thing about you is that even though you ag

18. The funny thing about you is that even though you age, your maturity level always stay the same!

Happy birthday.

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - You asked for it... here is “nothing”. You’re

19. You asked for it... here is “nothing”. You’re welcome! Happy birthday.

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - Yayy it’s your birthday! Probably the only thin

20. Yayy it’s your birthday!

Probably the only thing that we didn’t have to share as kids!

Today it’s all about you - have fun and enjoy your special day!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - Happy Birthday! I can’t wait to see all the adv

21. Happy Birthday!

I can’t wait to see all the adventures we’re going to have together this year!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - Although we’re far apart you’re never far from m

22. Although we’re far apart you’re never far from my thoughts. Sending you birthday wishes across the miles! I hope you have a great day!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - You truly are an inspiration and role model to me. T

23. You truly are an inspiration and role model to me. Thanks for being an amazing brother and friend. I hope you have a brilliant birthday!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - Live your life to the full, every bit of it. Don’t

24. Live your life to the full, every bit of it. Don’t let fear keep you from doing things you’ve been longing to do. I’m here to cheer you on! Happy birthday, and may all your dreams come true!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - If only everyone had an amazing sister like you, the

25. If only everyone had an amazing sister like you, the world would be a much better place.

Happy birthday!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - I hope this next year is smooth sailing. You deserve

26. I hope this next year is smooth sailing. You deserve a break!

Best of wishes to you as you celebrate your birthday, and here’s to a bright future.

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - Even though we don’t see each other every day, I w

27. Even though we don’t see each other every day, I want you to know that I’ll always be there for you...just like you’ve always been there for me. Happy birthday!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - The greatest gift our parents ever gave us was each

28. The greatest gift our parents ever gave us was each other.

I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - Not always eye to eye, but always heart to heart.

29. Not always eye to eye, but always heart to heart.

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - You really are a superstar, the world’s best ever

30. You really are a superstar,
the world’s best ever sis,
Cool, good-looking, clever too...
it runs in the family, you know!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - A brother... Sees you at your best, sees you at you

31. A brother...
Sees you at your best, sees you at your worst.
Sees you come last, sees you come first.
Sees your lows, sees your highs.
But through all of this, he always stands by.

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - A Sister... Sees you at your best, sees you at your

32. A Sister...
Sees you at your best, sees you at your worst.
Sees you come last, sees you come first.
Sees your lows, sees your highs.
But through all of this, she always stands by.

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33. In life “you have to appreciate the little things”, so on this day I appreciate you my little bro, even though you’re usually so annoying! Hope you have a great birthday!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - It’s your birthday today, and I’m once again rem

34. It’s your birthday today, and I’m once again reminded how old I’m getting. Oh well - enjoy your day!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - You may not be getting any younger, but at least you

35. You may not be getting any younger, but at least you’re still younger than me. Happy birthday little bro!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - I used to have a sweet, cute, little brother. Now I

36. I used to have a sweet, cute, little brother. Now I have you. I’m still trying to figure out what went wrong.

Happy Birthday!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - Happy birthday to my little brother! Mom said it

37. Happy birthday to my little brother!

Mom said it would happen one day and she was right - you’re hardly annoying at all anymore!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - I’ve learned so much from you over the years, like

38. I’ve learned so much from you over the years, like how to get away with staying out late, how to not make mom and dad mad. I can’t wait to see what you teach me this year!

Happy Birthday.

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - We thought we would put the right amount of candles

39. We thought we would put the right amount of candles on your cake this year, but we quickly ran out of space!

Happy Birthday to my older brother!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - To my super brother! You might not wear a cape, b

40. To my super brother!

You might not wear a cape, but you are a hero to me! Thanks for always looking out for me and making our childhood so much fun!

Happy birthday!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - It’s the day when I remind you that I’m younger

41. It’s the day when I remind you that I’m younger than you and I always will be!

Happy Birthday!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy big Sister. T

42. Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy big Sister.

Thanks for keeping mom and dad so busy dealing with your antics when we were kids so that I was never punished!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - Happy Birthday to the brother who is always there fo

43. Happy Birthday to the brother who is always there for me come rain or shine. I honestly don’t know what I’d do without you! Hope you have a great birthday today, you deserve the best!

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44. I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you won’t have to face them alone.

Happy birthday!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - Happy birthday! I’m just here for some cake...

45. Happy birthday!

I’m just here for some cake...

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - I thought I would leave you a while to come to terms

46. I thought I would leave you a while to come to terms with your age before sending your birthday card this year.

You’re welcome.

Happy Belated Birthday!

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47. I may have forgotten your birthday, but at least I remembered that I forgot!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - Oh crap! I missed your birthday! I wish I had a grea

48. Oh crap! I missed your birthday! I wish I had a great excuse like I was busy saving the world or something, but unfortunately not. Sorry for being a terrible sibling! I hope it was a good one!

I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - Who needs a birthday present when you have the most

49. Who needs a birthday present when you have the most fabulous sibling in the world?

Happy birthday!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - Putting up with you is the highlight of my day, dear

50. Putting up with you is the highlight of my day, dear brother.

Happy Birthday!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - Happy Birthday to you Bro! You got your kindness

51. Happy Birthday to you Bro!

You got your kindness from Mum, intelligence from Dad, and sense of humor from me, so be grateful!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - You might not be the most responsible person in the

52. You might not be the most responsible person in the world, but I will still run to you if I ever have to hide a dead body!

Happy Birthday to you!

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - Dude, you are so busted when I spill your secrets. B

53. Dude, you are so busted when I spill your secrets. Better share that cake. Happy Birthday.

I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - I should call you Broogle because you help me solve

54. I should call you Broogle because you help me solve all the problems I can’t find answers in Google.

Happy birthday bro.

I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - I got a best friend in you and never had to seek fri

55. I got a best friend in you and never had to seek friendship elsewhere. Thank you for being there for me, always.

Have a joyful birthday.

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I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - Happy birthday! At this point in your life, you s

56. Happy birthday!

At this point in your life, you should really think of making a new start. You should really start lying about your age.

I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and

57. If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them!

Happy birthday!

I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - You know how most people, on your birthday, tell you

58. You know how most people, on your birthday, tell you, “My goodness, you never seem to age.” Well, I’m not one of them.

Happy birthday, old fart!

I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I could

59. I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.

I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - Someone your age shouldn’t say “chill” unless

60. Someone your age shouldn’t say “chill” unless they’re talking about the weather.

I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you wo - Happy birthday! At our age, I don’t know why pe

61. Happy birthday!

At our age, I don’t know why people expect us to remember their birthdays. On a good day, we’re lucky if we even remember where our car keys are!