How do you properly identify a dogwood tree? By the bark!
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1. How do you properly identify a dogwood tree?
By the bark!
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2. What do you get if you divide the circumference
of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
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3. What do you get if you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck.
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4. What kind of tree has hands?
A palm tree.
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5. What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots.
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6. A man drove his expensive car into a tree…
And found out how the Mercedes bends
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7. Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me. It was a HAMBUSH.
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8. Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus?
He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
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9. On the streets, someone threw a milk chocolate bar at me. That was really dairy.
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10. What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
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11. How do you properly identify a dogwood tree?
By the bark!
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