How do you call a rabbit without an eye? Rabbt.

Eye Puns Quotes

1. How do you call a rabbit without an eye?

Rabbt.

2. How does a lady bat flirt?

She bats her eye.

3. I carrot cake my eyes off you.

4. This eye pun could not be any Cornea.

5. Can I see the result of my eye test?

Probably not

6. I have the eye of a tiger and the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo

7. I accidentally squirted ketchup in my eye

I now have Heinzsight

8. How do you keep your eyes from drying out?

You Moist-ur-ize

9. I've heard so much about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one talks about…

…the other four letters?

10. Wife takes a Pregnancy Test, then looks her husband in the eyes and says:

Your Kid in Me

11. How do you call a rabbit without an eye?

Rabbt.