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1. How do pigs write top secret messages?
With invisible oink!
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2. What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
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3. How do pigs write top secret messages?
With invisible oink!
4. Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table?
She was hogging all the food!
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5. What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?
“Stop swining! We’re nearly there.”
6. What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work?
Philanthropig
7. What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs
8. Hogs and Kisses
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9. Don't go BACON my heart.
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10. Missing You
Pig Time.
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11. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork.
12. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh…
What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig.
What do you call a bear with no ears? Anything you like, he can’t hear you….
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13. A man goes to the cinema and is surprised to see a pig sitting in the seat next to him. “What are you doing here?” he asked the pig. “Well, I enjoyed the book”.
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14. Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me. It was a HAMBUSH.
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15. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine.
16. Why did the three little pigs fall asleep every time Grandpa told stories?
- Because he was a boar.
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17. What do piglets do after school?
- Hamwork!
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18. What do pigs learn in the army?
Ham to ham combat
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