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1. How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
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2. Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
3. What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
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4. How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
5. What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
6. This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
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7. What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
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8. Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
9. Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
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10. Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
Tags: Corn Puns | Sports | Baseball |
11. Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
12. What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
13. What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
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14. What did the mama corn say to her plump son?
You’re not fat – you’re just a little husky!
Tags: Corn Puns | Overweight |
15. Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
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16. Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
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17. What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
18. Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
