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Clock Puns Quotes

1. He kept an alarm clock in the back window of his car. He was always ahead of his time.

2. We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.

3. What happens when you annoy a clock?

It gets ticked off.

4. What did the robber say to the clock?

Hands up!

5. Once I tried to make a belt out of watches.

I found out it was a big waist of time

6. What did one clock say to another?

Hour you doing?

7. Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.

8. Most clock-makers are normal…some are cuckoo.

9. If I worked in a clock shop, I’d have the time of my life

10. Why did the digital watch ask the clock to scratch its nose?

Well he’s the one who has hands

11. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

12. He kept an alarm clock in the back window of his car. He was always ahead of his time.