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1. Gold is the best element because it’s AU-some


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2. Gold is the best element because it’s AU-some


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3. Salt made a pun joke and it was Sodium funny


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4. I think that angry flask completely overreacted.


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5. You’re too angry, you need to molecule off.


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6. I can’t remember that element, but it’s on the tip of my tungsten.


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7. I like to hear chemistry puns, periodically.


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8. I have many chemistry jokes but I’m afraid they won’t get a good reaction


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9. A neutron walks into a Restaurant and asks the waiter how much a drink costs.

The waiter said, “For you, no charge.”


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10. Did you attend the newly wed oxygen and potassium's wedding party?

It was OK.


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11. What did the man say when his wife threw sodium and chloride at him?

That’s as-salt!


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12. What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-o Acid


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13. What do you call a nonsensical felon?

A silicon


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14. Why can you never trust an atom?

They make up literally everything!


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15. What do you do with a sick chemist?


If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.


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16. What does a photon say when the bellboy asks if he needs any help with his luggage?

“No thanks, I’m traveling light.”


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17. Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got married?

OMG!


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18. I wish I was adenine.

Then I could get paired with U.


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19. Want to hear a Potassium joke?

K!


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20. Where do you put dirty dishes?

The zinc


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21. Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na


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22. Organic chemistry is difficult.

People who study it have alkynes of trouble.


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23. I was reading a book on helium and I just couldn’t put it down.


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24. My chemistry experiment exploded.

It’s ok, oxidants happen.


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