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1. Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still love you.

Boy: :)
Boy: And if you were a Beauty, I'd still love you.

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Wo

2. Whenever I'm about to do something, I think,

'Would an idiot do that?' and if they would,

I do not do that thing.

- Dwight Schrute

Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Close your mouth, sweetie. You look like a trout.

3. Close your mouth, sweetie.

You look like a trout.

- Phyllis Lapin Vance

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Who cares for your beauty if your tongue is ugly.

4. Who cares for your beauty if your tongue is ugly.

Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - You can't photoshop personality.

5. You can't photoshop personality.

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Congratulations on your ability to create drama out

6. Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing.

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - I didn’t mean to push your buttons. I was just loo

7. I didn’t mean to push your buttons. I was just looking for mute.

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - You do realize that people just tolerate you?

8. You do realize that people just tolerate you?

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Whoever told you to be yourself gave you really bad

9. Whoever told you to be yourself gave you really bad advice!

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.

10. I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - I'm not a nerd. I'm just smarter than you.

11. I'm not a nerd. I'm just smarter than you.

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - You're Weird! Thanks! Normal is boring.

12. You're Weird!

Thanks! Normal is boring.

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Get a Life! You mean like yours? No thanks, I'll

13. Get a Life!

You mean like yours? No thanks, I'll pass.

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14. Please unsubscribe me from your newsletter.

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you

15. Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case.

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - There are some remarkably dumb people in this world.

16. There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - I believed in evolution until I met you.

17. I believed in evolution until I met you.

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Why aren't you married yet? I'm just lucky I gues

18. Why aren't you married yet?

I'm just lucky I guess!

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Don't you get tired of putting makeup on two faces e

19. Don't you get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning?

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your par

20. Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - You're Ugly Why are you talking to a mirror?

21. You're Ugly

Why are you talking to a mirror?

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Racist Joke? Coming from a face only a mother could

22. Racist Joke? Coming from a face only a mother could love?

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - obviously you haven’t been looking in the mirror (

23. obviously you haven’t been looking in the mirror (HAHAHA)

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Our time together has just become more effort than y

24. Our time together has just become more effort than you’re worth.

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - keep your opinions to yourself

25. keep your opinions to yourself

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Well you are worse than i thought

26. Well you are worse than i thought

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - I'm sorry am I supposed to care?

27. I'm sorry am I supposed to care?

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - You are an idiot slash stupid

28. You are an idiot slash stupid

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - You really do live in your own little world don't yo

29. You really do live in your own little world don't you?

- Chandler Bing

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Why do I bother talking to you people!? If it’l

30. Why do I bother talking to you people!?

If it’ll make u feel better we rarely listen…

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - You really have all the answers don't you?

31. You really have all the answers don't you?

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - it's called manners jerk!

32. it's called manners jerk!

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape

33. If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape.

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Kevin: I could kill you if I wanted to, Snow. Cecil

34. Kevin: I could kill you if I wanted to, Snow.
Cecil: Yeah? So could another human being.
Kevin:
Cecil: So could a dog.
Kevin:
Cecil: So could a dedicated duck.
Kevin:
Cecil: You aren't special, Kevin.

Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Klaus: Hey, Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows

35. Klaus: Hey, Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Five: You're a hazard to society.
Ben: And a coward. Do 20.

Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Shiromori: How Tall are you? Mystery: Height is a

36. Shiromori: How Tall are you?

Mystery: Height is a social construct.

Shiromori: So you'reshort.

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Hoseok: why do you watch so much murder stuff? Yoon

37. Hoseok: why do you watch so much murder stuff?
Yoongi: just in case you slip up.

Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Light: i have feelings for you Misa: you do? Light

38. Light: i have feelings for you
Misa: you do?
Light: yes. i feel you're a little bit annoying

Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Gyro: alright so you and I are married Johnny: we a

39. Gyro: alright so you and I are married
Johnny: we are not married
Gyro: it's a pretend.
Johnny: I don't wanna pretend
Gyro: scared you'll like it?
Johnny: okay if we're married, I want a divorce.
Diego: Are you two like this all the time?
Hot Pants: yes, they are.

Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Hephaestus: Sorry mom, called you by accident Her

40. Hephaestus: Sorry mom, called you by accident

Hera: No worries. Had you on accident

Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - A: You think you're smarter than everyone else. B:

41. A: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
B: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - A: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think. B: Don't

42. A: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
B: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Words cannot express how much I don't care.

43. Words cannot express how much I don't care.

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - WHEN A MAN STEALS YOUR WIFE, THERE IS NO BETTER REVE

44. WHEN A MAN STEALS YOUR WIFE, THERE IS NO BETTER REVENGE THAN TO LET HIM KEEP HER.

- Sacha Guitry

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - If I swallow scrabble pieces and barf it out, that w

45. If I swallow scrabble pieces and barf it out, that would still make a better statement than what you speak.

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conver

46. Is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure?

- Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - I wonder if you can taste the bullsh*t that's coming

47. I wonder if you can taste the bullsh*t that's coming out of your mouth.

- Habeeb Akande

48. Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still love you.

Boy: :)
Boy: And if you were a Beauty, I'd still love you.

Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Stupidity is not a crime. It it is, you'll end up in

49. Stupidity is not a crime. It it is, you'll end up in jail.

Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - My friend, remember that without stupidity there wou

50. My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.

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Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be prett

51. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity

52. Did you just fall?

No, I was checking if gravity still works.

Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - If I wanted to kill myself I would climb up to the t

53. If I wanted to kill myself I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ

Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new

54. Wife: I have changed my mind.
Husband: Does the new one work?

Girl: I'm watching Beauty & the Beast. If you were a Beast, I'd still - A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lu

55. A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin.
“Do you always carry such heavy luggage?” she sighed.
“No more,” the man said. “Next time, I’m riding in the bag, and my partner can buy the ticket!”