Animal Puns Quotes
1. Frog parking. All others will be toad.
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2. Frog parking. All others will be toad.
3. Nice to MEAT you.
4. Becoming a vegetarian is a Huge Missed Steak.
5. What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?
6. #dinosaur pun
What did the dinosaur say after he’d been in a car crash?
7. What did the cow confess to his therapist?
“I feel seen but not herd.”
8. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh…
What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig.
What do you call a bear with no ears? Anything you like, he can’t hear you….
9. Where do the following animals go when they get sick?
Horse - The horsepital.
A fish? The weterinarian
A duck? The ducktor
A bird? The flychologist.
A wolf? The dentist.
A dog? On your carpet usually.
10. Q: What is beautiful, gray and wears glass slippers?
11. Why did the kangaroo stop drinking his cup of coffee?
It made him too jumpy.
12. Never mind cats and dogs, it was raining chickens and ducks yesterday. Fowl weather.