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1. DJ’s aren’t allowed to work at fish markets because they’re always dropping the bass.
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2. Where do the following animals go when they get sick?
Horse - The horsepital.
A fish? The weterinarian
A duck? The ducktor
A bird? The flychologist.
A wolf? The dentist.
A dog? On your carpet usually.
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3. Dear Cod, I laughed so hard!
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4. We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns.
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5. Any fin is possible, just trout yourself!
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6. Ahh guys, you’re krilling me now!
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7. We, the jury, find this site gill-ty of too many fish puns!
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8. Oh for Gods hake, not another fish pun.
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9. What’s this fish pun website you’ve been herring all about?
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10. You don’t have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a fish pun.
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11. Create your own fish pun, don’t leave it to salmon else.
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12. Can you do any Betta than this?
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13. Are you trying to gill-t me into thinking of a better pun?
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14. My dad was a fisherman, but he quit because his net income wasn’t enough.
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15. DJ’s aren’t allowed to work at fish markets because they’re always dropping the bass.
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16. Cod you pass me the salt?
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17. All I sea are bass-icaly cod awful puns!
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18. You’ve met your nemo-sis.
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19. You better not, or you’ll feel my wrasse!
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20. We all just need to clam down now; I’m a bit shell shocked.
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21. We whaley need to stop now!
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22. Q: Which fish go to heaven?
A: Angelfish.
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23. Q: Why did the fish get bad grades?
A: Because it was below sea level.
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24. Q: Why did the little boy not eat his sushi?
A: Because it looked too fishy.
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25. Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a fish?
A: One is a scum-sucking scavenger; the other is just a fish.
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26. Q: If a fish got the main role in a movie, what would it be called?
A: Starfish.
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27. Q: How does a school of fish keep up to date about sealife?
A: They listen to the current news.
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28. Q: How do you tuna fish?
A: Adjust their scales.
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29. Q: How do you keep a fish from smelling?
A: Chop of its nose.
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30. Q: What did the fish say to his girlfriend when they split up?
A: I’m outta this plaice!
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31. Q: Did you hear about the illiterate fisherman?
A: He was lost at C.
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32. Q: How do you make an octopus laugh?
A: Give it ten-tickles.
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33. Q: Why should you never fight an octopus?
A: Because he’s too well armed.
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34. Q: What did the fish say when his relationship started to flounder?
A: Halibut we chat about it?
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35. Q: Why is a fisherman so stingy?
A: Because his work made him sell-fish.
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36. Q: What did the romantic fisherman want?
A: A gill-friend.
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37. Q: Why will fish never take responsibility?
A: Because it’s always salmon else’s fault.
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38. Q: What did the fish take to work?
A: A b-reef-case.
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39. Q: What type of music is best to listen to while fishing?
A: Something catchy!
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40. Q: Why can’t fish have a relationship?
A: They are scared of intima-sea.
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41. My Fish is Betta than yours.
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