Did you hear about the Italian chef who joined the army? He ...

Military Puns Quotes

1. Did you hear about the Italian chef who joined the army?

He wanted a pizza the action

2. My army instructor told me he didn’t see me at camouflage practice today.

“Thank you, sir!” I replied.

3. Why was the writer comfortable in the army?

He was familiar with the magazines.

4. Did you know the Roman armies sold milk products wherever they went?
People still talk about it today.

It was Legion Dairy.

5. What do pigs learn in the army?

Ham to ham combat

6. Why is the army so strict about their uniforms?

To minimize casual tees...

7. Why won’t Will join the army?

They always say “fire at will”

8. The Mongolian army was unstoppable at its peak.

They were always one steppe ahead of their enemies.