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1. Did you attend the newly wed oxygen and potassium's wedding party?
It was OK.
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2. Gold is the best element because it’s AU-some
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3. Salt made a pun joke and it was Sodium funny
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4. I think that angry flask completely overreacted.
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5. You’re too angry, you need to molecule off.
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6. I can’t remember that element, but it’s on the tip of my tungsten.
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7. I like to hear chemistry puns, periodically.
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8. I have many chemistry jokes but I’m afraid they won’t get a good reaction
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9. A neutron walks into a Restaurant and asks the waiter how much a drink costs.
The waiter said, “For you, no charge.”
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10. Did you attend the newly wed oxygen and potassium's wedding party?
It was OK.
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11. What did the man say when his wife threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s as-salt!
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12. What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-o Acid
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13. What do you call a nonsensical felon?
A silicon
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14. Why can you never trust an atom?
They make up literally everything!
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15. What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.
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16. What does a photon say when the bellboy asks if he needs any help with his luggage?
“No thanks, I’m traveling light.”
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17. Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got married?
OMG!
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18. I wish I was adenine.
Then I could get paired with U.
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19. Want to hear a Potassium joke?
K!
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20. Where do you put dirty dishes?
The zinc
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21. Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
Na
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22. Organic chemistry is difficult.
People who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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23. I was reading a book on helium and I just couldn’t put it down.
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24. My chemistry experiment exploded.
It’s ok, oxidants happen.
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