Breakfast Puns Quotes
1. CEREAL KILLER.
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2. Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
3. If Shakespeare cooked breakfast, he’d make a Hamlet.
4. Don’t go bacon my heart!
I couldn’t if I fried!
5. You’re bacon me crazy.
6. Thanks a brunch!
7. We’re butter together!
8. Life is brew-tiful!
9. You're my butter half.
10. Nice to MEAT you.
11. Nice Eggspression.
12. CEREAL KILLER.
13. I didn't choose the Mug Life.
The Mug life chose me.
14. I'm so egghausted from people bacon my heart all the time.
15. I Donut know what I will do without you.
16. We go together like Waffles and Butter.
17. What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
18. Where do rabbits eat breakfast? –
19. One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, “man its hot in here.” The other one said “Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!”
20. What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
21. I love breakfast a WAFFLE lot.
22. Let's AVO-CUDDLE.
23. I Cereal-sy Love You.
24. We make an EGGcellent pair.
25. HAKUNA FRITTATA.
26. I've done things.