Driving Puns Quotes
1. Car puns are exhausting.
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2. What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
3. What kind of car does a snake drive?
4. What snakes are found on cars?
5. A man drove his expensive car into a tree…
And found out how the Mercedes bends
6. My relationship with my chauffeur just isn’t going anywhere.
It feels like he’s always trying to drive me away
7. Why can’t motorcycles hold themselves up?
Because they are two-tired
8. What’s the difference between BMWs and Porcupines?
Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.
9. What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?
10. What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?
11. Why are pigs bad drivers?
They hog the road!
12. What do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant?
A convertible with a big trunk.
13. What has 10 letters and starts with G-A-S?
14. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad!
15. My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
16. Car puns are exhausting.
17. Don't worry.
I am KOALAfied to drive.
18. If Apple made a car, would it have windows?
19. Paying for roads takes its toll
20. #dinosaur pun
What did the dinosaur say after he’d been in a car crash?
21. What type of car do sheep like to drive?
22. What did the traffic light say to the car?
“Hey! Don’t look! I’m about to change!”
23. What kind of car does an egg drive?
24. What kind of car do frogs like best?
25. What happened when the frog's car wouldn’t start?
He jump started it!
26. What sound does a witches car make?
27. What happened when the robot motorway had to be closed?
Everyone had to take the R2- Detour!
28. Knock, knock
Car go “Beep beep”
29. Knock, knock
Phillip my tank please, I’ve got a long way to go!