Bullshit is the glue that binds us as a nation.

Bullshit Quotes

1. Bullshit is the glue that binds us as a nation.

- George Carlin

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2. You're fluent in lies, excuses and B.S.

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Tags: Bullshit   |    Liar   |    Excuses   |    Sassy   |    Sarcasm   |   

3. If someone shows you their true colors, don't try to repaint them.

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Tags: Bullshit   |    Exposed   |    True Colors   |    Deny   |    Denial   |   

4. You might fool hundreds of people into believing you are something you're not, but I will always be that one person who figured you out and knows who you really are under all that bullshit!

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Tags: Fool   |    Liar   |    Hypocrisy   |    Figuring It Out   |    Bullshit   |    You   |    Sassy   |    Blunt   |   

5. I'm sorry what language are you speaking?
It sounds like bullshit.

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Tags: Bullshit   |    Language Barrier   |    Speak   |    Liar   |    Sassy   |    Sarcasm   |   

6. I am not anti-social.
I am anti-bullshit.

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7. Intelligent people tend to have less friends than the average person. The smarter you are, the more selective you become.

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Tags: Real Friendship   |    Smart   |    Selective   |    Anti Social   |    Bullshit   |   

8. THIS IS A BULLSHIT FREE ZONE

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9. My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'

- Charlaine Harris

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Tags: Bullshit   |    Sarcasm   |    Liar   |    Falseness   |   

10. I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

- Mel Brooks

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Tags: Accusation   |    Vulgarity   |    Bullshit   |    Sarcasm   |   

11. Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bullshit, then maybe just once, one of them will say, 'Oh! Wait a minute - I was wrong.' I live for that happening. Rare, I assure you

- Lemmy Kilmister

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Tags: Truth   |    Dislike   |    Upset   |    Sassy   |    Intentional   |    Arguments   |    Confrontation   |    Bullshit   |    Realization   |    Wrong   |    Unique and Rare   |   

12. When the sky’s falling, I take shelter under bullshit.

- Scott Lynch

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Tags: Bullshit   |    Liar   |    Awkward Situation   |   

13. When heard someone's boasting,
I could smell shit of bull from afar.

- Toba Beta

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Tags: Bullshit   |    Boasting   |    Smell   |    Trying To Be Smart   |    Talking Too Much   |   

14. People are not who they say but rather who their actions reveal them to be....Be smart about it. Don't fall for the bullshit.

- Ziad K Abdelnour

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Tags: Actions   |    Intention   |    Revealing   |    Exposed   |    Smart   |    Fallible   |    Bullshit   |   

15. Don’t condemn me to the prison of your bullshit.

- Steve Maraboli

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Tags: Bullshit   |    Prison   |    Honest   |    Liar   |   

16. Bullshit is the glue that binds us as a nation.

- George Carlin

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Tags: Bullshit   |    Glue   |    Nation   |    Political   |    Funny   |    Sarcasm   |   

17. Is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure?

- Susan Elizabeth Phillips

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Tags: Bullshit   |    Savage Comebacks   |    Liar   |    Sarcastic   |    Conversation   |   

18. Bullshit is unavoidable whenever circumstances require someone to talk without knowing what he is talking about. Thus the production of bullshit is stimulated whenever a person’s obligations or opportunities to speak about some topic exceed his knowledge of the facts that are relevant to that topic.

- Harry G Frankfurt

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Tags: Bullshit   |    Talking Too Much   |    Obligation   |    Ignorance   |   

19. Life begins when we get tired of our own bullshit. We must all get bloody tired of our own bullshit, in order for our lives to begin.

- JoyBell

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Tags: Bullshit   |    Tired   |    Live Life   |   

20. Everything anyone says when they have an agenda is bullshit, and bullshit isn’t necessarily false, but it’s never really the truth either. So when someone’s bullshitting, you need to pay a little more attention.

- Caliban Darklock

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Tags: Bullshit   |    Ulterior Motive   |    Wrong   |    Truth   |    Attention   |    Mind Games   |    Favor   |    Greed   |    Falseness   |   

21. To be scientifically literate is to empower yourself to know when someone else is full of shit.

- Neil DeGrasse Tyson

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Tags: Bullshit   |    Knowledge   |    Science   |    Scientific   |    Ignorance   |   

22. Lying is a defiance of the truth. Bullshitting is a wholesale dismissal of the truth.

- Brené Brown

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Tags: Bullshit   |    Word Meaning   |    Liar   |    Truth   |   

23. Most “gurus” are just spewing bullshit and hoping that you’re a fly.

- Steve Maraboli

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Tags: Guru   |    Bullshit   |    Cheesy Motivational   |    Motivational   |    Fool   |    Stupid People   |    Digital Marketing   |    Online Business   |    Online Store   |    Business   |    Life Coach   |   

24. Never bullshit a bullshitter.

- Jennifer Niven

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25. I wonder if you can taste the bullsh*t that's coming out of your mouth.

- Habeeb Akande

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Tags: Bullshit   |    Taste   |    Savage Comebacks   |    Sassy   |    Sarcasm   |   

26. Life is full of bullshit; reject or deal with it, but move on.

- Sue Fitzmaurice

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Tags: Life Struggle   |    Bullshit   |    Reject   |    Get Over It   |    Moving On   |   

27. Go peddle your bullshit somewhere else because I am not buying it anymore.

- Ken Poirot

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28. Sometimes you have to "Unfollow" people in real life.

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Tags: Social Media   |    Negativity   |    Life   |    Funny Life   |    Instagram   |    Bullshit   |   

29. A private life is a happy life.

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Tags: Life   |    Life Goals   |    Privacy   |    Good Life   |    Thats Called Life   |    Live Life   |    Life Struggle   |    Bullshit   |    Gossip   |    Negativity   |    Happiness   |   

30. Be wise enough to walk away from all the nonsense around you.

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Tags: Wise   |    Bullshit   |    Nonsense   |    Walking   |   

31. I never gave you a reason to hate me. You’re creating your own little drama of your insecurity.

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Tags: Hate   |    Haters   |    Drama   |    Insecurities   |    Self Esteem   |    Bullshit   |   

32. Revenge is not in my plans. You’ll ruin yourself on your own.

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Tags: Revenge   |    Ruined   |    Destruction   |    Self Harm   |    Bullshit   |   

33. Taking Advantage Tactic #2

Lying. Telling blatant lies, misrepresenting the truth, or being deliberately vague.

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Tags: Taking Advantage   |    Liar   |    Bullshit   |    Vague   |    Truth   |    Mind Games   |   

34. If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's fertilized with bullshit.

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Tags: Bullshit   |    Grass is Greener   |    Fertilizer   |    Expectations   |    Wishful Thinking   |   

35. Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.

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Tags: Funny Motivational   |    Boasting   |    Bullshit   |    Being Right   |   

36. Why don’t most cows lie?

They can smell bull.

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Tags: Cow Puns   |    Puns   |    Bullshit   |   

37. What do you call the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before?

Deja-moo

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Tags: Cow Puns   |    Puns   |    Deja Vu   |    Bullshit   |   

38. Life gets so much better when you cut the negative BS out

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Tags: Glad You Are Gone   |    Bullshit   |    Negativity   |    Toxic People   |   

39. It is dangerous when you start believing your own bullshit.

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Tags: Believe in Yourself   |    Believe   |    Bullshit   |    Realization   |    Delusional   |    Self Awareness   |    Mental Health   |    Health Anxiety   |