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1. Bullshit is the glue that binds us as a nation.

- George Carlin


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2. You're fluent in lies, excuses and B.S.


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3. If someone shows you their true colors, don't try to repaint them.


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4. You might fool hundreds of people into believing you are something you're not, but I will always be that one person who figured you out and knows who you really are under all that bullshit!


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5. I'm sorry what language are you speaking?
It sounds like bullshit.


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6. I am not anti-social.
I am anti-bullshit.


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7. Intelligent people tend to have less friends than the average person. The smarter you are, the more selective you become.


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8. THIS IS A BULLSHIT FREE ZONE


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9. My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'

- Charlaine Harris


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10. I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

- Mel Brooks


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11. Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bullshit, then maybe just once, one of them will say, 'Oh! Wait a minute - I was wrong.' I live for that happening. Rare, I assure you

- Lemmy Kilmister


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12. When the sky’s falling, I take shelter under bullshit.

- Scott Lynch


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13. When heard someone's boasting,
I could smell shit of bull from afar.

- Toba Beta


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Tags: Bullshit   |    Boasting   |    Smell   |    Trying To Be Smart   |    Talking Too Much   |   



14. People are not who they say but rather who their actions reveal them to be....Be smart about it. Don't fall for the bullshit.

- Ziad K Abdelnour


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15. Don’t condemn me to the prison of your bullshit.

- Steve Maraboli


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16. Bullshit is the glue that binds us as a nation.

- George Carlin


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17. Is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure?

- Susan Elizabeth Phillips


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18. Bullshit is unavoidable whenever circumstances require someone to talk without knowing what he is talking about. Thus the production of bullshit is stimulated whenever a person’s obligations or opportunities to speak about some topic exceed his knowledge of the facts that are relevant to that topic.

- Harry G Frankfurt


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Tags: Bullshit   |    Talking Too Much   |    Obligation   |    Ignorance   |   

19. Life begins when we get tired of our own bullshit. We must all get bloody tired of our own bullshit, in order for our lives to begin.

- JoyBell


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20. Everything anyone says when they have an agenda is bullshit, and bullshit isn’t necessarily false, but it’s never really the truth either. So when someone’s bullshitting, you need to pay a little more attention.

- Caliban Darklock


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Tags: Bullshit   |    Ulterior Motive   |    Wrong   |    Truth   |    Attention   |    Mind Games   |    Favor   |    Greed   |    Falseness   |   

21. To be scientifically literate is to empower yourself to know when someone else is full of shit.

- Neil DeGrasse Tyson


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Tags: Bullshit   |    Knowledge   |    Science   |    Scientific   |    Ignorance   |   

22. Lying is a defiance of the truth. Bullshitting is a wholesale dismissal of the truth.

- Brené Brown


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23. Most “gurus” are just spewing bullshit and hoping that you’re a fly.

- Steve Maraboli


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24. Never bullshit a bullshitter.

- Jennifer Niven


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25. I wonder if you can taste the bullsh*t that's coming out of your mouth.

- Habeeb Akande


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26. Life is full of bullshit; reject or deal with it, but move on.

- Sue Fitzmaurice


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27. Go peddle your bullshit somewhere else because I am not buying it anymore.

- Ken Poirot


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28. Sometimes you have to "Unfollow" people in real life.


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29. A private life is a happy life.


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30. Be wise enough to walk away from all the nonsense around you.


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31. I never gave you a reason to hate me. You’re creating your own little drama of your insecurity.


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Tags: Hate   |    Haters   |    Drama   |    Insecurities   |    Self Esteem   |    Bullshit   |   



32. Revenge is not in my plans. You’ll ruin yourself on your own.


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33. Taking Advantage Tactic #2

Lying. Telling blatant lies, misrepresenting the truth, or being deliberately vague.


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Tags: Taking Advantage   |    Liar   |    Bullshit   |    Vague   |    Truth   |    Mind Games   |   

34. If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's fertilized with bullshit.


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Tags: Bullshit   |    Grass is Greener   |    Fertilizer   |    Expectations   |    Wishful Thinking   |   



35. Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.


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36. Why don’t most cows lie?

They can smell bull.


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37. What do you call the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before?

Deja-moo


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38. Life gets so much better when you cut the negative BS out


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