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1. be nice to me. i might be your phlebotomist some day.


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2. Phlebotomy Tip:
Smile and talk to your patient. If you act confident and calm, you will help them feel at ease.


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3. Phlebotomist:
It's a bloody job, but someone has to do it.


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4. You know you are a Phlebotomist when you recognize their Median Antecubital Vein rather than their face


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5. Vampire cleverly disguised as a phlebotomist


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6. phlebotomists can't fix stupid, but we take stabs at it.


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7. Hey Phlebotomists

Never give up. We always stick with it.


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8. i used to work in a hospital, in a laboratory doing phlebotomy. I was a Vampire.

- John Edward


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9. i was reminded that my blood type is
Be Positive


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10. DO NOT make me use my Phlebotomist voice.


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11. Trust me I'm a phlebotomist. I deal with pricks every day


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12. I never dreamed
I'd grow up to be a
Super Cool
Phlebotomist
but here I am
Killin' it


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13. I Stab people for a Living
#phlebotomist


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14. a single pint can save 3 lives. A single gesture can create a million smiles


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15. when other little girls wanted to be a ballerinas, i kind of wanted to be a VAMPIRE.


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16. i'm a phlebotomist disguised as a person


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17. we get things Spun, Run and Done.


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18. marry a phlebotomist. they'll stick around.


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19. COFFEE
SCRUBS
and
RUBBER GLOVES


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20. Starve a Vampire.
Donate Blood!


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21. never underestimate a phlebotomist who survived 2020 coronavirus pandemic


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22. Blood cannot be manufactured.
Donate Blood!
Save Lives!


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23. Phlebotomists do all the bloody work.


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24. Vampire, Mosquito, Leech
Call me whatever, I will still get your blood.


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25. be nice to me. i might be your phlebotomist some day.


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26. Swab. Poke. Draw.
Phlebotomy Life.


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27. That feeling you get when hitting the vein in the first try

when everyone else failed...


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28. Whatever you do, give you 100%.

Unless you are donating blood.


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