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2. If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

- Dalai Lama

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3. You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

- Steven Wright

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4. By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

- Robert Frost

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5. The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

- Will Rogers

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6. Whoever said, ‘It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’ probably lost.

- Martina Navratilova

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7. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

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8. I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

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9. Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.

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10. when you're depressed but you still want to encourage your friends

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11. Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles.

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12. You were born a winner. You were the fastest sperm.

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13. Don't be afraid to take Whisks.

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14. Do or donut, there is no try

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15. The pastabilities are endless!

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17. Surround yourself with people who are the ketchup to your french fries-they make you a better version of yourself. Yes french fries are amazing on their own, but combined with ketchup they are a force. Spend time with people who bring out your true flavors, but don't overpower you.

- Grace Helbig

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18. Whatever you do, give you 100%.

Unless you are donating blood.

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