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Funny Motivational Quotes
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2. If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.


Tags: Funny Motivational | Mosquito | Sleep | Tiny | Small | Inferiority | Difference |
3. You can't have everything. Where would you put it?


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4. By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.


Tags: Funny Motivational | Work Life | Demotivational Work | Job | Startup | Entrepreneurship |
5. The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.


Tags: Funny Motivational | Success | Work Hard | Consistency |
6. Whoever said, ‘It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’ probably lost.


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7. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.


Tags: Funny Depression | Worthless | Self Esteem | Sad but Funny | Funny Motivational |
8. I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.


Tags: Funny Depression | Psychiatry | Self Hate | Funny Motivational | Sad but Funny |
9. Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.


Tags: Funny Motivational | Boasting | Bullshit | Being Right |
10. when you're depressed but you still want to encourage your friends


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11. Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles.


Tags: Funny Motivational | Cupcakes | Believe | Miracle | Positive | Optimism | Cake Puns |
12. You were born a winner. You were the fastest sperm.


Tags: Funny Motivational | Motivational | Work Motivation | Procrastination | Lazy |
13. Don't be afraid to take Whisks.


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14. Do or donut, there is no try


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15. The pastabilities are endless!


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16. Be Bold or Italic.
Never Regular.


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17. Surround yourself with people who are the ketchup to your french fries-they make you a better version of yourself. Yes french fries are amazing on their own, but combined with ketchup they are a force. Spend time with people who bring out your true flavors, but don't overpower you.


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18. Whatever you do, give you 100%.
Unless you are donating blood.


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