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As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, - As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a

1. As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, I got down on one knee and said, “Honey?”
She gasped audibly and said, “Yeah?”

I said, “Help! My knee is made of magnets!”

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As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, - No matter what treatment I did on my knee, it still

2. No matter what treatment I did on my knee, it still complained. Guess, I have never seen such a whi-knee!

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As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, - My daughter came to me crying, "Daddy, I hurt my kne

3. My daughter came to me crying, "Daddy, I hurt my knee!". There was a lot of concern when I asked her whether Eenie, Meenie, and Mo were alright!

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As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, - I once met a man who had many knees. He was from the

4. I once met a man who had many knees. He was from the country of Poly-Knee-Sia!

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As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, - Doctor: Well, the knee replacement surgery went fan

5. Doctor:
Well, the knee replacement surgery went fantastic. But we had no idea what you wanted to replace it with. So .. we put in a lung.

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As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, - Doctor: Your X-Ray showed a broken bone, but we repl

6. Doctor: Your X-Ray showed a broken bone, but we replaced it with Photoshop.

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As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, - I didn't think my knee replacement surgery would hel

7. I didn't think my knee replacement surgery would help.

I stand corrected.

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As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, - What do you call it when the inventor of the ceramic

8. What do you call it when the inventor of the ceramic knee replacement gets a metal knee replacement?

Iron-Knee

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As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, - Hello Doctor. I already diagnosed myself on the I

9. Hello Doctor.

I already diagnosed myself on the Internet.

I am only here for a second opinion.

As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, - That pain in my knee means rain is coming. And th

10. That pain in my knee means rain is coming.

And that pain in my neck means relatives are coming.

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As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, - I JUST HAD A JOINT replacement in my knee

11. I JUST
HAD A
JOINT

replacement in my knee

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As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, - Remember when you could refer to your knees as right

12. Remember when you could refer to your knees as right and left?

instead of Good and Bad?

Ah Good Times, Eh!

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As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, - A football player goes to the doctor and says "It hu

13. A football player goes to the doctor and says "It hurts whenever I touch my face, knee and elbow."

The doctor says,
"You've broken your hand."

14. As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, I got down on one knee and said, “Honey?”
She gasped audibly and said, “Yeah?”

I said, “Help! My knee is made of magnets!”

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15. My left knee has never committed a crime.

I can’t say the same for his felony.

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As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, - What do you call a guy with an ant on his knee? A

16. What do you call a guy with an ant on his knee?

Anthony

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As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, - Why did the kid rub herbs on his scraped knee? Be

17. Why did the kid rub herbs on his scraped knee?

Because his Dad told him thyme heals all wounds.

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As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, - Just had double knee surgery in Japan I guess you

18. Just had double knee surgery in Japan

I guess you can call them Japa-knees

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As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, - My son and I both have knee problems It is a join

19. My son and I both have knee problems

It is a joint issue

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As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, - Mickey to Goofy: My knee hurts! Goofy: Which one?

20. Mickey to Goofy: My knee hurts!
Goofy: Which one?

Mickey: Disney!

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As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, - What are cows knees called? burger joints

21. What are cows knees called?

burger joints

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As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, - Do you know Chinese people have very bad knees? W

22. Do you know Chinese people have very bad knees?

When they meet each other, they often ask: "knee how?"

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As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, - Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean for

23. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

That’s just how I roll.

As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, - The doctors amputated my leg at the knee, but I have

24. The doctors amputated my leg at the knee, but I have no idea why.

Frankly, I'm stumped.

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