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1. Apparently, Neil deGrasse Tyson has a brother, who has a very successful grass-cutting business.
Yup. His name is Moe.
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2. My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids.
But I laugh more.
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3. A man called his twin brother from prison
“Hey remember when we were kids and use to finish each other’s sentences?”
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4. My brother builds yatchts and was told to work from home during corona virus
Sails have gone through the roof
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5. YODA Best Brother
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6. Apparently, Neil deGrasse Tyson has a brother, who has a very successful grass-cutting business.
Yup. His name is Moe.
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7. Today at dinner, my little brother asked me who a skeleton’s favorite celebrity is. I asked who, then he proceeded to Skeletor laugh and say....
.... Pelvis Presley
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8. I was shocked when my brother told me he adopted a baboon!
Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.
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9. My grandfather was a plumber, my dad and brother are plumbers.
So if you see me with plumber’s crack, just know it’s in my jeans.
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10. My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make a bunch of Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
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11. I should call you Broogle because you help me solve all the problems I can’t find answers in Google.
Happy birthday bro.
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