An elephant married a mosquito. At night mosquito ran away. Wh ...

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1. An elephant married a mosquito. At night mosquito ran away. Why?

Because elephant had turned on the good night mat.

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2. You may prepare the best meal, but a mosquito will only drink your blood.

- ReadBeach

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3. If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

- Dalai Lama

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4. An elephant married a mosquito. At night mosquito ran away. Why?

Because elephant had turned on the good night mat.

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