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A person of words and not deeds, is like a garden full of weeds. - roses are dead, violets are dead, I am a bad gardener.

2. roses are dead, violets are dead, I am a bad gardener.

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A person of words and not deeds, is like a garden full of weeds. - A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill e

3. A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

- Doug Larson

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A person of words and not deeds, is like a garden full of weeds. - Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for t

4. Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor’s motorized garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one.

- Dave Barry

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A person of words and not deeds, is like a garden full of weeds. - A man should never plant a garden larger than his wife can

5. A man should never plant a garden larger than his wife can take care of.

- T H Everette

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A person of words and not deeds, is like a garden full of weeds. - Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and

6. Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.

- Dave Barry

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A person of words and not deeds, is like a garden full of weeds. - When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a

7. When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

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A person of words and not deeds, is like a garden full of weeds. - What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pump

8. What do you get if you divide the circumference
of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi.

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A person of words and not deeds, is like a garden full of weeds. - What does the letter “A” have in common with a flower?

9. What does the letter “A” have in common with a flower?
They both have bees coming after them.

A person of words and not deeds, is like a garden full of weeds. - Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dre

10. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.

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A person of words and not deeds, is like a garden full of weeds. - Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes? Beca

11. Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes?
Because they were too corny.

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A person of words and not deeds, is like a garden full of weeds. - What do you get if you cross a four leaf clover with poiso

12. What do you get if you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck.

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A person of words and not deeds, is like a garden full of weeds. - What do you call it when worms take over the world? Globa

13. What do you call it when worms take over the world?
Global Worming

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A person of words and not deeds, is like a garden full of weeds. - What kind of tree has hands? A palm tree.

14. What kind of tree has hands?
A palm tree.

A person of words and not deeds, is like a garden full of weeds. - What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square

15. What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots.

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A person of words and not deeds, is like a garden full of weeds. - Gardening is cheaper than therapy. And you get Tomatoes.

16. Gardening is cheaper than therapy. And you get Tomatoes.

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A person of words and not deeds, is like a garden full of weeds. - Thyme is of the essence.

18. Thyme is of the essence.

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A person of words and not deeds, is like a garden full of weeds. - Always try to grow in your garden some plant or plants out

19. Always try to grow in your garden some plant or plants out of the ordinary, something your neighbors never attempted. For you can receive no greater flattery than to have a gardener of equal intelligence stand before your plant and ask, 'What is that?'

- Richardson Wright